I had always believed in reincarnation...
As long as your memories are wiped.
One moment I was in the ER and the next minute I woke up and found myself in a little girl's body! What the hell is this bull crap?! I'm old enough to be a grandmother for god's sake!
Breath.
The moment 3-year old Eliza struck her head, Adeline Von Catapult took her place. Adeline Von Catapult, an old single librarian obsessed with books finally died on May 14th, 2055 at the age of 79. She died in the hospital from a stroke.
Stroke, your mother, ah! What the hell happened to my retirement plans, oi? I knew I shouldn't have ate those blueberry muffins. The expiration date was a warning enough...
Adeline Von Catapult, best known as an eccentric madwoman. Well, I always believed myself to be a genius. And geniuses were known for being mad.
Whatever life throws at me, I won't care! I'm pretty sure that this is just a dream after all... and if it isn't, it's probably a robot stimulation or something.
After I regained my memories of my past, I stood up and decided on some things.
1. I vow not to be manipulated by these robot things... also known as humans.
2. I vow not to eat anything strange, ever again!
3. I vow to read everything I can get my hands on!Hey... Eliza Black actually sounds pretty familiar? Wasn't she in one of those Otome Games?! I remember a game I played when I was in my 30s... wasn't she that evil bitch that kept on stealing the male leads?! Seriously?
Freeze. Apparently I am the ultimate, cunning, sly, seductive OP villain... except that I'm exactly none of those things! I'm sorry, but my taste in men are quite... odd. Really, muscular men that could cook a four-course meal are just spectacular. Especially Gordon Ramsey... damn those blue eyes and that smirk.
Anyways, time to enjoy my youthful life!
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It's been a few hours already, but no one is checking up on me? Who the hell leaves a 3- year old unattended, oi?! Ah well, good thing I'm actually a 79 year old in a child's body, no matter how weird that sounds.
It's nighttime. My stomach grumbles, waiting to be fed. Should I go exploring instead? I was currently in the library, browsing through encyclopedias. Interestingly enough, mana existed.
There are four main elements- fire, water, earth, and air. Funny, they don't seem to have other elements such as lightning and metal. What's more, isn't this mana thing similar to kinetic energy? Fire is fast, water is thick, earth is solid, and air is thin?
Hm... lightning is just a high speed of kinetic energy, like fire. Air is a good conductor for lighting and if my calculations are correct... nah, it can't be this easy, can it?
I rubbed my hands together, focusing on putting a layer on my hands like rubber so they don't get burnt. After creating the shield, I blew on my hands, thinking about sparks.
Electricity flashed against the tips of my fingers. No way... this is definitely not happening!
Don't tell me no one has ever thought of this? For over thousands of years, no one has ever thought of recreating lightning?! Seriously?
A bright light blinded me, sizzling in my hands. I stared at the light cradled in my palms.
Holy crap, I just turned into a magical girl.
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An Unconventional Villainess
Fantasy"Oh? The school nearly burned down because of a magic explosion? Well, that sounds like my cute little sister alright,"- a 'doting' older brother. "Eh?! She's not interested? Hah, well two can play that game. Just you wait, I'll definitely make you...