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Minho:
Did u see Newt today?

Thomas:
No...

Minho:
HE'S SITTING TWO SEATS BEHIND YOU DUMBASS LOOK AT HIM!

Thomas:
OH.

Minho:
Who did a smart, handsome, and evilly hot person give birth to a little glade shit called Thomas?

Minho:
I mean

Minho:
Baby glader i gotta tell you

Minho:
You're adopted.

Thomas:
wHAT

Thomas:
wHEN

Thomas:
hOW

Thomas:
dID YOU LIE TO ME ALL THOSE YEARS ABOUT ME BEING YOUR CHILD?! SHAME ON YOU MEAHOE.

Minho:
YES.

Minho:
NOW LOOK AT YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU LITTLE PIECE OF KLUNK!

Thomas:
I can't.

Thomas:
I am afraid.

Minho:
Of what?

Thomas:
If I see him hurt it'll break my heart and I'll suddenly feel like I'm choking with my own air.

Thomas:
It hurts, watching at him hurt.

Minho:
But If you don't see what's wrong you can't fix your supposed fault.

Minho:
Talk to him, son.

Thomas:
Okay. Shall do.

Thomas:
Wish me luck.

Minho:
I wish for you to get laid 2night.

Thomas:
I ASKED FOR LUCK.

Minho:
SAME THING!

Thomas:
Why are you my best friend again?

Minho:
Cause I'm a-maze-ing 😎

Thomas:
..............
Again maze runner pun?

Minho:
Have I told you your behavior is EXACTLY like Thomas'?

Minho:
DAMN YOU EVEN HAVE THE SAME NAME!

Thomas:
I AM NOT A RUNNER, KAY?

Thomas:
GOD.

Thomas:
I am talking to him.

Minho:
Good luck mate.

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