Thursday, 12:45 AM

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Teresa:
I know why Newt's acting weird.

Thomas:
THEN TELL ME!

Teresa:
But don't you dare say you learned it from me!

Thomas:
Don't play with my patience!

Teresa:
Swear?

Thomas:
FUCK OFF AND FINALLY TELL ME ALREADY, YOU IMPREGNATED ME!

Teresa:
THAT CAN'T HAPPEN!

Thomas:
THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK YOU TO SPEAK! NOW SCIENCE HAS FOUND A WAY TO DO IT!

Teresa:
Weirdo.

Thomas:
START SPEAKING.

Teresa:
His aunt is offering his body to strangers so that she can make money and Newt gets fucked more than 5 times per day. It is killing him, Thomas. I don't know what I am going to do.

Thomas:
Messing with me and calling me names, I can handle. But dare she lay a hand on this angel's blond hair, that signalises A FUCKING WAR. I'LL MAKE HER SPIT BLOOD. I'LL KILL HER AND THEN BRING HER BACK TO LIFE ONLY TO KILL HER AGAIN!

Teresa:
Tom-------

Thomas:
SHE'S WILL BE THE LITERATE MEANING OF THE VINTAGE SONG "BURN". I'LL SET HER ON FIRE AND WATCH HER BURN BURN BURN!

Teresa:
Tom?

Thomas:
SHUT UP.

Thomas:
I AM HAVING A PHONE CALL.

Teresa:
Oh shit.

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