"I can open a car door by myself, you know."
"A thank you would suffice, princess."
"Fine. Thank you, Trish."
"No thank you kiss?"
"You might fall in love with me. We don't want that, don't we?"
"Love's a made up concept to make the word attachment sound less possessive."
"Cheers to that."
"Anyway, are we heading to your place already or do you want to pass by Chinese food or something for dinner?"
"It's alright, I can cook something at home. You could stay for dinner, if you want."
"Are you asking me to dinner with you, Ms. Manager?"
"You know what, I take back the offer—"
"I was just kidding! I'd love to come over."
"This is only because you helped me today. Not because of anything else, alright?"
"Defensive, are we?"
"Don't try me. I could literally touch your thighs and you'd do anything I say."
"That's not true!"
"Really, Trish?"
"H—hey, I'm driving!"
"See?"
"Wh—whatever. The aux is in the glove compartment. Play me something nice."
"Is this the part where you decide if I'm date-worthy or not?"
"Yup. Better pick the songs well, princess."
"Don't pressure me, oh my god. What vibe do you want?"
"Up to you."
"I don't know what song to pick!"
"What's your favourite song right now?"
"I don't know. Do you want road trip, chill, pop, rap, or anything specific?"
"You decide, hot stuff."
"Okay, how about this: you ask a question, I shuffle my playlist, then the song is the answer. That way you'll see my music taste also? Want me to start?"
"Wait, I want to start. Should Mella give me a kiss right now?"
"Here, I'll press shuffle."
"..."
"Oh my god."
"Stop laughing! I don't like this song anymore!"
"But it's Fifth Harmony! No Way is a great song!"
"Whatever, your turn to ask."
"Okay, let's give you another shot. Should I kiss Trish?"
"..."
"That's Someone Else by LANY. Guess the universe is saying no, huh?"
"Dont you have, like, Kiss Me by Ed Sheeran? Shuffle it again!"
"Sunset Lover? No lyrics but amazing instrumentals. The playlist is giving up on your question, Trish."
"Okay fine, another question. Let's try something basic. If Mella were a song, what would the song be?"
"..."
"Why do you—what the—why is Like A Virgin in your playlist?"
"Stop laughing! It's a good song!"
"Man, you're adorable. Like a Virgin, huh? Only like?"
"You expect me to be chaste when women are so hot?"
"Touché. Okay, your turn to ask."
"Same question. If Trish were a song, what would it be?"
"First Fuck by 6LACK? I bet you love me more after that first fuck—"
"Shush. Okay, I don't like this game anymore."
"I like this game now! Damn, you have the most diverse playlist I've ever heard. Your turn to ask."
"This is going to be the longest ride of my life."
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