The Story Of Ayiana's Death

Fridge Disposal

The year is 2083.

The Earth has gone through war and innovations in technology. A recent advancement is in the fridgi, or plural of fridge. The world has abandoned the item of the refrigerator and now uses a more  efficient process to keep food cold.

So what shall the world do with the now unusable fridgi? This is why all the factories that have been built to make refrigerators have been transformed in to Fridge Disposal Facilities of FDF. The FDFs dispose of the frigdi by packing them in a truck, which is also not needed since humans now travel with portals.
  These trucks are sent to drive off a cliff which will lead them to hell, (the good hell of course, I'll explain later) in hell they are burned, along with all the other garbage and outdated human items. This is actually very environmentally friendly because it eliminates all human waste and landfills. This new concept of disposal was invented by the Panic! At the Disco singer Brendon Boyd Urie.

As for politics, the countries of the world have split into mafias, Australia being the most powerful (they have many already dangerous animals in which they have weaponized) and Iceland not really caring.
Even for mafias, the countries aren't exactly in any real war and they are mostly allied with each other.

Except for Canada and Uganda.

Yes, I know what you're thinking, they are two totally different places separated by a large ocean, but that hasn't stopped them from finding a way to begin bickering, which even the United States is disappointed about. I would be disappointed to if I heard Canada was trying to pick a fight.

So this is where our main character, Ayiana
comes into play. You see, even at the Golden age of 79, Ayiana is a loyal agent of the Canadian mafia.

On the day of Junuary 3th, Ayiana had received a mission to stop some agents of the Ugandan Mafia at an FDF in Nova Scotia.
It's nothing Ayiana hasn't seen before, but little did she know this would be her last mission.

Guns shot back and forth between the agents and Ayiana, like a game of tennis. The bangs of the guns echoed throughout the vast facility.

Whatever Ayiana did it seemed as if the agents had a new better come back to counter her blow with. She had to think of a better plan. A plan that would take out the Ugandans out and leave her well enough to live another day.

That is not the kind of plan Ayiana thought of.

How could you blame her, she was about to hit 80 years young, her memory of protocols and good decision making skills had better days.

Unfortunately, this resulted in her death. But it might not be SO bad. I will explain.

Ayiana's plan was to hide in one of the fridgi that were lined up in rows and columns, like a group of soldiers. This made the Ugandans confused since they couldn't find her, and ever so conveniently sped away silently. Ayiana never knew they left, so she stayed in that abandoned fridge for more than two hours, a perfect time for a nap.

Then the fridge started to move.

It was the forklift, carrying the fridge along with it's lookalikes into a truck for disposal. Even with the loud beeps of the machine backing up, Ayiana was not phased and continued her slumber.

So all the rest of the fridgi were put into their trucks and they started to drive, one behind the other on the runway for disposal. At the end of this runway was a cliff, a cliff they would drive off and then fall into the pit of good hell.

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In the good hell, there were many events happening. In the tea room, sat Brendon Urie and Satan himself. They would have tea at 1:79 AM everyday, or when they could.

In the other corners of the good hell were a full buffet, of things like star fruit and Beef Wellington and eggs benedict. There was also a room made out of Temper Pedic beds, walls and all.

When Ayiana regained consciousness she went straight for the tea room, and sat next to Brendon, who began to explain her new life to her.

Again this made entirely for humorous purposes and I made this story up at 3 AM. I apologise.