Orange Love (Garfield x reader)

☆ONESHOT 1 ☆ Garfield x gordon ramsay x reader

"hey agrfoof" you said as u entered garfeld's kitchen

"ready to cook some lalalallalalaaagga?" Garfbo asked

"helck yeah" u said and rubbed urself against gar

g pushed u away and cleared his throat. "we have someone cooking with us today...." he said as a *middle aged* man with about 83838383 wrinkles on his forehead stepped out of the shadows

"it's Gordon Ramsay !" gartit said and waved his hands around

u scoffed "Gordon Ramsay???" u asked but in reality u knew it was Satan in human form

u shuttered

"YEs ItS Me.93838" gordon said and stared down at u. "rEadY toO KzcJoj?" He asked

"uh"

"gRE A T ●•○•••◉○★" groden said and got out a spatula

"uh what do you plan to do with that spatula? We're marking lasagna." You said

"ι ʋƧɛ α ƨραʋтιтℓяℓя ғσя ɛиɛʏ∂ʋʝя∂иϰʝƨℓɛɢιɛи∂нκ∂∂ℓ" he said, yet it was unintelligible

u freaked out a little
"uh okay...." u said and got closed to gar

u then harshly whispered in garbook's ear,"do u know that this guy is literally the devil????"

garfoof shook his head and whispered back "oh you're just jealous"

u GASPED "I am NoT!!!" u said and took a look at grodnwn, who was currently whacking his spatual against the counter

then u gestured toward gordn an gave garfiel a tired look

garf said nothing and got his cook book out c

"okay goodwill...." garfield said "i need some nudes - I MEAN NOODLES. pls"

"J̸d̸j̸s̸j̸d̸j̸f̸j̸e̸h̸w̸i̸d̸n̸d̸j̸w̸l̸f̸n̸d̸k̸d̸o̸" gordon said and chucked the noodles at gar, who caught them

wow he was so sexy u thot

u then got out the rest of the ingredients and handed them to your mateEEe breede r

u and gartoot then started to arrange the noodles and do whatever the instructions said while groin watched

he seemed angry.

"uh grain.... what's wrong..?" gartit asked

""ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＣＡＬＬ ＴＨＩＳ ｃＯＯＫＩＮＧ ? ?2??2?2?2?2?2ßƐƇΛƱSƐ ΛĿĿ Ī SƐƐ ĪS ƇŔΛṖ " Gordon yelled !!!

"uh..."

"ⅰɬ ﾓЯ∑∆кⅰиб ㄅㄩςкㄅ" goodwill said once again, angrily whacking his spatula against himself

u almost had a cardiac arrest but then garfield chimed in

"u know what else sucks..." he said. "yOu...." and he gOT CLO S ER TO GORDONE

they were both blushing

U WERE BLUCHING

EVERYONE WAS VLUCJOFN

then it all happened so fast

u were on top of garfield who was on top of Gordon who was on top of his spatual who was on top of the cookbook who was on top of the premade lasgaganana

everyone was licking each other and the room got so hot so fast !!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

u moaned like usual

groden was screeching

everything was great

u were basically in an orgy with the devil