Orange Love (Garfield x reader)

☆ONESHOT 2☆ Gartit and y/n go on a date

you and garfart had now been together for 2 years and have already produced exactly 6677737388.9 babies.

you neededd a breake, something 3 get away frum allllllll the children

. u already decided that committing an act of cannibalism would not work to get rid of the children and the burning fact that you have catapulted so many babies out of your tiny cat butthole

you needed to go on a date with ur garfoof

"womEN WORK IN THE KICHE" one of your 37833783837382738373738 children said, staring right up at you

"and who said that?" you asked the kid.

"daddy"

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you thought of what else you could possibly be doing with your life

you drank some cocaine and walked over to garfield sexily

u sat on him and looked him directly in the cornea

"let's go out tonight" you purred and then regretted it very much

"uh okay" he said and then gestured to the children "and who will watch these things?"

"idk some heathen" you said and grabbed garfield by his fat rolls and walked out of the house, children in tow

"get outta here!!" you said to the children and drop kicked all of them into the sun

"now lets go and be sexy again" you muttered under your breath as you and garfield walked along fences to go to your date place™

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"Y/N.... it's been hours..." garfield said panting.

u have both been walking for abt 37 seconds until you both collapsed

both of u were out of shape from all the baby making

u looked over at garfarm and panted

"wanna make ou-"

u both made out in slow motion it was pretty hot or whatever

then someone was standing over you....

it was.....

JOHN ??!!1!?2!!2?4!3!2&$3$:&(4!!4&?!;$:&3!4$&(,&!;!:&,@?@

2 be continued