Bryce: Today I legit ate a whole box of pizza, 3 chocolate fudge brownies and a whole bottle of Coke...
Andrea: Health Issues...
Bryce: I don't know her
Andrea: You're literally fucking with her...
Corey: He's more into dic---...nvm
Andrea: Say it
Bryce: Can't you already tell what he's gonna say?
Andrea: Nope *looks away*
Trevor: Kian get the fuck out of this group
Kian: ok..
Andrea: Wait..what did he do?...
Dom: This time...
Trevor: How dare you disrespect my ship like that...you're such a hoe
Kian: The fuck bitch...why you coming at me?
Trevor: Bitch..we got one hoe out of the game and now you dare bring in another
Kian: ...?
Trevor: Jian was so close to being real but then your hoe ass decides to flirt with another girl right after your break up with merebitch
Meredith: Bitch I'm right here
Trevor: idc go suck some dick
Meredith: I'm---
Carter: She's more into the woman genitalia
Meredith: Carter...you're not helping
Andrea: Can't you just say pussy..vagina...kittycat...
Bryce: The word pussy makes me cringe
Dom: No shit gay ass
Bryce: Oh well *shrugs*
Lia: Ok Trevor...this is just a wild guess but are you talking about Stella
Sam: Stella the winx club blonde bitch?
Dom: 😂😂
Corey: Am I the only one realizing that the blonde Stella is 17...and you said Kian was messing with her...is this a deja vu? 👀👀 *looks at Meredith*
Dom: Flora was cute tho...like damn
Corey: Dom...you pedo...she's like 16...
Dom: Oops my bad...then Bloom...she was a real hottie
Corey: Also 16...
Andrea: And if I may ask...how and why the fuck do you guys know their names and age...
Corey: I was bored so I watched tv and fell on that cartoon..I got addicted to it...good ol' days..
Trevor: but that blonde Stella is way better than the one I'm talking about right now.
Trevor: Kian socialized (for the first time) and he was with this girl Stella...
Sam: OK but who's Stella?
Trevor: She's too irrelevant to be known.
Trevor: Oh wait...I have the perfect way of describing her: Vanessa Hudgens uglier sister.
Sam: Vanessa Hudgens has a sister?
Trevor: Exactly...that's how irrelevant she is...people don't even know she exists.
Kian: OK Trevor chill
Trevor: I don't listen to hoes
Kian: IT WAS ONE TIME
Trevor: Tell that to the bitch who keeps reaching and making edits with you and her
Kian: I'll just dm her to stop
Trevor: How many times do I have to say this: People don't listen to hoes.
Sam: Then I'll tell her
Andrea: She still won't listen *looks away*
Sam: And what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Andrea: Simple....you're a hoe.
Sam: Bitch I'm married
Andrea: Rings never stop anybody from being a hoe
Sam: Fuck you
Andrea: 😉
Jc: Daddy has arrived
Trevor: My daddy
Jc: Nope I'm Ki---
Jc: Nvm
Andrea: 👀👀👀
Ricky: the tea...where's Jenn when we need her
Jennessa: Has someone summoned me---
Jennessa: Oh tea!
Lia: Jennessa back the fuck up..don't get into this.
Jennessa: Fine...
Jennessa: But this group chat isn't as good without tea...we need more
Andrea: Hmmm...I might have an idea but imma say it later.
Jennssa: No...say it now
Jennessa: Andrea
Jennessa: Andre!
Jennessa: She's no fun...