Trevor added Jenessa
Andrea: Trevor...You've been talking about irrelevant stuff for the whole night.
Trevor: And I ain't stopping anytime soon.
Andrea: Ugh...Someone help....Anyone
Sam: Sam Pottorff here to the rescue!
Andrea: I take back what I said.
Sam: Bitch
Andrea: Petty ass
Trevor: True...
Sam: Trevor!
Trevor: Yes Baby
Andrea: Dafuq
Trevor: Oh right, for a minute there I forgot that you were married.
Sam: Sure...
Dom: I can assure you that even a ring won't stop Trevor from striking on yo man.
Jc: Better not take mine cus imma throw hands.
Trevor: First off, you're not married and second of all I gave up after realizing that your man was gayer than me...And trust me honey, that is impossible.
Kian: Go suck a dick
Trevor: Oh wouldn't you like that 😋😏
Kian: 😐😑😒
Mikey: Guys this is hilarious
Andrea: What?
Mikey: Guess who came knocking at my door...
Trevor: Bryce!
Mikey: Nah...The hoe
Sam: *Inhales dramatically* Andrea! You never told us that you went to give Mikey a visit.
Andrea: I stg Sam...You're gonna get it
Sam: No thank you, I'm married.
Andrea: Douchebag
Sam: Hoe
Andrea: Who even added him to this group
Dom: Trevor!
Andrea: Fuck you Trevor
Trevor: Aight, imma fuck myself
Andrea: 😑
Trevor: 😙
Mikey: Anyways...Halle knocked at my door
Trevor added Bryce
Sam: OH the other hoe!
Trevor: I don't like that bitch
Andrea: No one does
Trevor: Bryce does
Bryce: Nah
Mikey: What happened...She wasn't getting enough dick so she dumped your sorry ass?
Sam: Fucking Savage Mikey
Bryce: I dumped her
Trevor: A second time...
Bryce: 😒
Mikey: Because you realized that hoes shall always be hoes?
Bryce: Exactly...But wait...What did she ask you?
Mikey: Well...She wanted a little "session 😉" she actually said that with a wink...I vomited in my mouth.
Bryce: So right after hooking up with me she wants to hook up with you...
Mikey: I said no...obviously...I ain't tryna catch STDs
Bryce: Good.
Trevor: Oohh...Bryce is jealous
Bryce: Nah...I'm not...I just don't want him to to be played like she played me
Andrea: Yeah right...
Trevor: For all we could know, you guys could be dicking each other down right now.
Mikey: 🙄😒😤
Jennessa: 👉👌
Andrea: Who the fuck added Jennessa back
Trevor: 🙋
Andrea: Stop adding people for fucking's sake.
Jennessa: I feel unwanted
Andrea: We want you...just not the drama that comes with you.
Jennessa: Well you gotta deal with it.
Andrea: Oh god...
Jc: Guys...guess who just got himself a blowjob
Trevor: Brikey
Jc: Nah...ya boii J
Andrea: By another slut I may presume
Kian: I don't appreciate the names you give me
Trevor: BITCH I'M SHOOK
Andrea: I was right bitches! Jian is real.
Jc: 😉
Ricky: *screenshots and sends to messy monday*
Dom: Ricky....you gotta quit
Ricky: Nah...the tea is too hot
Jennessa: IKR
Andrea: LIA! COME HANDLE YA WOMAN!
Jennessa: 😐
Alissa: Is this the week where couples go at it...?
Andrea: Why are you asking that?
Alissa: Cus Meredith just said that Cheredith is also getting it 😏
Andrea: I knew that bitch wasn't straight
Alissa: Everyone's getting it except for me
Andrea: And me
Trevor: THREESOME
Andrea: Listen, Trevor I love you, but no.
Alissa: Isn't Sam available
Andrea: Nah...that bitch is married
Alissa: He doesn't act like it
Dom: You see?!
Sam: What do you mean I don't act like it?
Andrea: Remember before you got married, you would let Trevor hump you and shit
Sam: But...
Andrea; No buts...actually yes butts
Alissa: Butts are smexy
Dom: Trevor...I think we've found you a buddy that says the most random shit
Alissa: Hey!
Andrea: We gotta admit....this groupchat is always gonna be filled with the most random things ever.
Dom: Yup
Trevor: Butts are very sexy...have you seen Bryce's? That boy got cake...
Andrea: TREVOR! STFU!
Trevor: Nah bitch...I want a piece of that cake 🍰👅
