48 - Thesaurus

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So... You guys know Thesaurus.com right? Well... I got a bit bored.

Normal:
Once upon a time there was a banana named Joe. Joe was a nice banana, who wanted to be in the army. He got in, married the queen of cotton candy, and confused his friend. The end.

Thesaurus.com-ed:

Erstwhile astride a epoch existant endure a banana appellated Joe. Joe endure a unpresumptuous banana, that fact lust notwithstanding subsist betwixt melodramatic battalion. Gent
annex notwithstanding, furthermore espouse suspenseful regent concerning cotton candy, as a consequence punch-drunk male's compatriot. Suspenseful terminus.

......Glorious. Punch-drunk is my new favorite word.

-Little Miss AntiSociable

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