The Adventures of Junkrat and Roadhog (An Overwatch Fanfic)

Chapter 1: All According to Plan

The sky was clear and blue Louisville, Kentucky USA. The breeze was calm and the air was sweet. The Omnic guard patrolled around the perimeter of the fort and men stood in silence in their guards towers. Everything seemed at peace at the moment. Just then, the engine of a Motorcycle was heard around the area. The breeze stopped and the air soon became dry and barren. The area lay in complete stillness as the revving stopped, and all the guards put their attention towards one direction.

The scrawny man sitting in the buggy of the Bike grinned as he took his biker goggles off and took his weapon out. The big, heavyweighted man with the pig mask on slowly got off of his bike, the ground shaking with each step. "Ah, Fort Knox! Such a beautiful site! Isn't that right, mates?" The scrawny man's voice echoed throughout the area. A guard shook at the site of the 7 foot tall giant, his rifle pointed at the man's face. "L-leave the premises! This is a restricted area!" The Guard Man instructed. The scrawny man laughed. "Hey, pal. Tell me, why would a country leave their gold reserve with such weak defenses? It's just sitting here, waiting to be blown to bits!" The man laughed crazily, patting the pig man on the back. The pig man took out his scrap gun, loading it with whatever junk he had on his person.

The guard man growled. "Who the hell do you think you two are?! Leave or we will shoot!" The scrawny man's head turned at the guard and he gave an evil grin to him. "I believe our names are..." He takes his RIP-Tire off of his back and revs it up. "Junkrat and Roadhog!" The tire rolls at the wall at high speed and the guards shoot at it. Junkrat covers his ears and closed his eyes shut tightly, bracing himself for the explosion and Roadhog watches, readying his hook. "FOCUS ON THE TIRE!" One guard commands. With one lucky shot, the bullet hits the tire and it deflates, it now lying in front of the wall. Roadhog tapped on Junkrat's shoulder, and the boss looked up.

"Well, Ya can't always go according to plan. Roadhog, shoot the tire." Roadhog nodded and shot at the tire, it now blowing up and breaking the outer wall down. The guards scrambled in fear, some were killed and some injured. Junkrat laughed manically as he started shooting his bombs at the Fort, walking slowly and Roadhog followed, shooting his Scrap at any lingering guard he saw. The duo stood tall as they wiped out any living thing they saw, moving closer and closer toward the vault. Little did they know that one of their greatest scores was also a decision that would effect so much more in not just their lives, but the fate of millions.

     After leaving the outside and main level to waste, they went down to the lower levels in search for their fortune. "The info breaker said that the gold was moved to a large safe. Remember to be on the lookout." The bossman implied. Roadhog gave a low "Alright." And kept going. Junkrat walked up to a closed metal door, placing mines on it and running back to his companion. "Alright, here's the plan. Take out anything that is the same size or bigger than you. I'll blow anything else to hell!" Junkrat said as he walked back and readied his detonator and Roadhog slowly walked back, "Taking a Breather" to get back to full strength.

     Once the door blasted off, bullets flew into the room, one hitting Roadhog in leg. He mumbled something under his breath, but walked in and looked around quickly to see unpioleted  10 meter tall mechs neatly placed in two rows. He hooked one, pulling it down to knock over the others. Soon, mechanisms were crashing down and toppling on people and anything else under them. Junkrat starts going trigger happy, blowing everything in sight up. Just then, a squad of heavy duty soldiers came through the mist, showing their ranks proudly and staring straight into the face of death. Most carried light machine guns, but some wielded shields and smgs. "Okay, terrorists listen up. You have 10 seconds to deposit your weapons and submit, or we will use brutal force authorized by our jurisdiction!" The female leader states.

     She put up a signal, and afterwards more soldiers surrounded the Junkers. Roadhog laughed and Junkrat laughed back. "I'm ready to go Wholehog...." The Big Pig said under his breath. Junkrat threw a mine under them, set it off and jumped on Roadhog's back, both of them flying into the air. Roadhog attached his funnel and his cranker (Sorry, don't know what it's called XD) and starts turning it, the soldiers being torn apart by the bullets.

     Junkrat shoots his bombs around, weakening the shields and crippling anyone trying to run. When Roadhog landed, a giant vibration traveled through the ground, staggering nearby soldiers. Roadhog was out of junk and gulped. Junkrat looked down and noticed that he was out of bombs. He grinned as he dropped his weapon and nudged his partner to do the same. He did so and both raised their hands into the air, but Junkrat kept one hand behind his back. He had the detonator in his hand and placed a mine under his metal foot.

     When one soldier approached him, he set it off and launched himself into they sky, killing the guard. Roadhog took the guard's gun, and started shooting. Soon, all of the guards were dead or brutally injured. They proudfully strided across the room to a giant metal door. Junkrat placed the last mines he had on the door and pressed down the button on the detonator. Smoke filled the room, but when it cleared, it only showed a number of science looking boxes and a chip in one of them. Junkrat growled and whined.

     "I wanted gold not this! Where's my gold. I WANT IT NOW!" Roadhog walked up to it to smash it but black smoke swirled around them. When their sight cleared, they saw a woman with purple circuitry and a man with a white skull mask taking the chip and disappearing. "Sombra, call Overwatch." The man says in a deep, raspy voice. The woman smiled and nodded, moving her fingers around in the air like she was typing. She looked into the Junkers' eyes and smiled. "Thanks for the help." She then disappeared as well as the Skull guy, and Junkrat watched in awe. "Wait.... THAT GIRL WAS OUR INFOBROKER!" He growled, but before he could have another fit, a brown haired girl blinked in and grinned. "Alright, fun's over boys." She says in a bright cheery way.

     Junkrat laughed and Roadhog pulled his hook out, but before he could throw it, he was charged at and pinned by a man in a giant metal suit. "Tracer, grab Junkrat!" The man ordered. "You got it, Reinhart!" Tracer answered, as she blinked and kicked Junkrat in the face, knocking him down. Everything went black, but he woke up in a cell, seeing his partner punch a barrier, but it knocking him down. He sighed and sat there. "This wasn't according to plan, was it mate?"