Honestly, adventure stories are always cool. There isn't honestly a specific way to... Make fun of it.... But we'll attempt to.
(writing 101: never start a sentence with "but". Just broke that rule. Because rebelsssssss...)
Jeremy looked down at the map.
"We're here." He looked back up and a giant alien-like bear was awaiting his presence.
"What the fuck are you?" Angie yelled. She looked at it in awe, and finally can up with the result to-
"Run!" Jeremy yelled.
Angie did as told, and they both ran as fast as they could, just to escape the disgusting beast that had laid eyes on them. It started running after them, seeming more playful, rather than dangerous.
"First of all, I hate your name." Fib says, while joining the two in running.
"who the hell are you?" Jeremy asked Fib.
"Well I'm your creator! Without me, you wouldn't be here! I was just commenting on your name! 'Jeremy'. It's such a generic name. I could come up with a better one. How about... Ajax! From now on you will be known as Ajax!" Fib kept running and suddenly grew wings and flew, picking up Ajax and Angie as she went along.
"My name is Jeremy! That's what my parents named me!"
"No. I'm basically your parent." Fib says.
"Where the heck did you get wings? And we were doing something! You just can't come and take me away!" Angie mentioned.
"You two complain so much. Oh why did I make you two so annoying?" Fib contemplated.
"What are you?" Angie asked.
"I'm basically God. I can make you do whatever I want. Hah, that's a splendid way to put it. God. I like it." Fib lit up with happiness.
"You're full of bull shit!" Ajax yelled.
"MY NAME IS JEREMY, NARRATOR!"
"Ugh! I can't deal with this story!" Fib dropped Ajax/Jeremy and Angie in a volcano.
The End.
Well as you can see, I kind of interrupted the whole story. I am Fib, if you don't already know that.
This has been Adventure of the Stupid-Ass Novel.
-Fib
