Serpent Soul (OHSHC X Reader)

Host Hopping (Being edited)

"Dont ever do that again"

That situation with Kyoya hadn't left my mind since yesterday, was he really that worried? If that's the case with him I wonder how worried my brother was...

The thought kinda invaded my brain the whole day, it was the guilt washing over me.   Had I really worried them that much?  They probably were worried because I didn't keep contact with them during that time, but if my grandmother found out, she would've had any of their heads, it was only in their best interest.

But anyways, back to the story, sorry. 

Haruhi and I were spending our time in a library, studying, only to notice the time when the bell went off that we were now late. "We're never gonna hear the end of it if we show up late!"

We quickly made our way to the music room, only to open the door and..

"Why is it tropical"

There was toucans, tropical trees, flowers, and even snakes.

FUCK YEAH

~~Cut to title shit~~

"You finally made it you two, you're so late" "I could be wrong but my calendar says it's still early spring"

I started to wonder, mostly paying attention to the snake.  "Huddling under a kotatsu table fearing the cold is nonsense! Besides the heating system we have is the best!" With a dramatic pose and fan.  Wasn't he the one ecstatic to see one of those tables?

The groaning that came from Haruhi caused Glasses to pipe in.  "Do you have a problem with the way we run our club, Haruhi?  Be careful what you say, you owe us 8 million yen.  Remember?" It still is so strange to me looking back on yesterday that he got all emotional.

I was still focused on the snake, and Haruhi noticed my fixation "Y/N... no." Having already stuck my hand out to the snake, it climbed and wrapped itself around my arm.  I giggled "Look at you! Aren't you so precious?" Cooing at the snake, I had most of the host's eyes on me. 

"Y/N put the snake down" I stick my tongue out at Haruhi, shaking my head "you're such a baby sometimes, I swear." She glances at Kyoya, basically begging for him to say something.  With a soft smile on his face, "If he's enjoying himself I don't see no harm", afterwards came an audible sigh.

I felt a pressure on both of my shoulders and looked up to see the two gingers "Why can't you talk to us like you talk to that snake Y/N?" "Plus it's a snake, how are you so comfortable with it?" "Snakes don't get all up in my face for one, besides, hes cute" "He? How can you even tell" Hikaru said leaning closer.

"He helps out at a reptile center every weekend as a volunteer, he knows a lot about reptiles and snakes." The two being interrupted by Haruhi. "Huh, well that's good to know."

Anyways they finally backed off, with a couple of ladies coming up to me.  "Hello ladies, it's nice to see you again" they saw the snake on my arm "Eek!" "No no no, it's okay, he's friendly, see?" I gently pet down his back, getting awwed at by the girls

"Youre so brave Y/N-chan" I smile.  "I hope I can strike a bit of bravery in you girls, it would make me smile if you could" "I'll pet him!" The girls piped up, the snake got a ton of pets during that time. 

"Oh yes, I forgot to tell you ladies, next week the host club is sponsoring a party" "oh wow!" "Is it going to be formal?" Good thing I know how to do the waltz already.  But I could use some practice, maybe I'll get Haruhi to do it with me. 

"The guests seem even more worked up than they usually are." "Showing some skin proves popular with the ladies." "You probably came up with this idea didn't you Glasses?" "I have no decision-making authority.  All of the clubs policies are laid out by the club's king, Tamaki. But I guess there is no harm to admitting to casually slipping a Bali photo book on his desk." Of course he did.

Unfortunately I had to put away the snake.  I've noticed Kyoya's been keeping close watch on me while I had him, so I just put him away to stop him from worrying.  Glancing over to Honey-Senpai fawning over the Balinese flowers, climbing up Mori-Senpai to put some around his neck.  It was kinda cute.

I wonder who's gonna be the next to find out about me being a girl.  Cause Tamaki is gonna be last, that's a given.  Kyoya found out first, but who's next? I go and sit with Haruhi.  "Hey Haruhi." "Hey" "Oh Y/N, why aren't you guys wearing any of those outfits?" "We just don't think it's appropriate to not wear early spring attire in early spring" the three girls were fantasizing about the dance. 

"Ya know, ladies, I think it's really cute when you dream like that ladies." "I would love to be in any of those situations with you two, imagine how sweet and romantic it would be."

"I hate to disturb, but I think it's time for the hosts to switch clients." We glanced over to a woman with short hair. "Oh I'm sorry, you must be my next appointment, Miss...?" "Kanako.  Kanako Kasugazaki."  She gently grabbed my chin, having me look up at her "you two are even cuter than I expected.  I've decided.  From now on, you two are going to be my favorite hosts." The gasps from my brother was very prominent.

—Later—

My brother was sulking, I didn't give a damn really, honestly it brought a smirk to my face to know he was that upset about losing a client.  I'm so going to be more popular than you brother.

My attention was elsewhere, till he brought up an old picture of Haruhi in this fancy frame.  "Daddy wants you to go back to the way you used to be!" Tamaki, you sound like a kinky bastard calling yourself that.  Of course Haruhi was upset with this and had to explain why she had to cut her hair short.  I remember trying to help her cut it, she wouldn't let me.  Her long hair was nice but the short hair is very nice too.

*Timeskip brought to you by Tamaki*
We were studying in a library when the bell rung, making Haruhi close her book and quickly pack her things, I did too but more carefully with the snake wrapped on my neck. We then quickly walked down to the abandoned music room, haruhi mumbling "Man, in never gonna hear the end of it if I show up late" we then opened the door to come face to face with a tropical paradise instead of the normal club room. We stared and said "What the" One being quieter than the other, the quieter one being me. "Wow Haruhi, Your so late" I heard the twins speak in unison, Meanwhile I was just staring at the large green snake slivering on the branches. I looked around and saw a few more kinds of snakes, which I just stared at happily. Tamaki then comes up to me, "Ahh, Hello Y/N! Would you like to dress up with us since y-" I put my arm out, which caused the large green snake to wrap around my arm, Me smiling slightly. Tamaki then starts to freak out "AAAH Y/N!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?" Of course the rest of the club members look at me in surprise when I have the two snakes on me, well Haruhi didn't, all she did was "Y/N... I know you love snakes but when put the one you toke back" I looked at her like 'Please... Just for the club hours' She sighed at me
and I swear the rest of the Club members looked at me funny. Next thing I know Mr. Glasses Come sup to me and says "You May carry around that snake, but do be careful with it" My smile widened when he said that. "Oh course I will. Ive taken care of snakes before, one time I toke care of a snake that had eggs that would be hatching soon... Theyve hatched by now tho." Glasses stared at me like I had 3 heads. "Alright."