Shut the fuck up Cartman!

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It was a normal day at South Park elementary...Kenny died almost every day, Cartman and Kyle where arguing and of course Stan had to stop them, once again. Kyle's face was red with anger.
"Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!" Kyle shouted.
"Come on we were all thinking it, I just said it!" Cartman said.
"My mom is not a bitch!"
"She soooo is kahl."
"My name, is not, kahl." Kyle's face getting redder than his hair.
"Whatever kahl you gay boy."
"I'm not fucking gay!"
"Come on we all see how you look at Stan..."
"Don't get me involved fatass." Stan said. "Now will you both just stop?"
They looked at each other, Kyle enraged with crossed arms and Cartman smirking.
"Ugh fine!" Kyle said turning away.
"Ha ha fucking pussy." Cartman mumbled.
"Shut the fuck up Cartman!" Kyle shouted storming off.
"Someone's on their period." Cartman chuckled.
"Oh shut up! No wonder he fucking despises you!" Stan said walking off with Kenny.

Cartman's POV:

Kyle...despises me? I know that he probably doesn't like me that much cos I piss him off all the time, but despise? That's a strong word...worse than hate...ugh I feel like an idiot...I do like him...I really do, that Jew boy...he makes me feel things that no one else could make me feel...I'd tell him but he would never believe me...if you say one thing wrong to him, bam, that's it, you've hurt his feelings, badly, forever...I can't let that happen...but I do need to let him know...somehow

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