The Diary Of A Regular? Teen

I hit mah tit

So um you probably read the title and are like "Bookworm what the shit?"

So at one point in P.E. at school we were doing Badminton and my friend (who BTW is injured)

Was like "Nina (Yeah that's mah name deal with it) throw the thingy to me"

(She couldn't remember the name of it)

So i did...

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She hit it...

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AND SHE HIT MAH TIT!!!!!!!!!

So i ran around the Sports hall (the lesson had just ended) screaming and saying"She hi' ma ti'!!!"

And of course my friend Beth was like "Nina you don't HAVE tits"

And i was like "Fight meh!!!"

So

She took off her damn shoe and started running after me with said shoe in her hand shouting "FINE THEN I WILL!!!"

I ran away screaming in fear...

Yep

Miss Elise she hit mah tit

Miss Elise is my P.E. Teacher

This is me signing out 👋👋