The American Revolution and The Missing Bleach Amendment

A Good Christmas With George Washington

It is the day before Christmas Eve the year is 1776 Pablo is now twenty one and the war has officially on for a year now and Pablo has came up with a plan with his friends but he had to wait a while for the perfect chance to do he attack on the British he already succeeded once in 1773 when him and some civilians planed to throw tea in to a Boston Habor so Pablo thinks that he can help the army out with another perfect idea. Pablo has set up a meeting with a General of the name George Washington but General Washington is fed up with how this is going out so he started taking strategy plans from anyone. Well Pablo knew where the British were located and how they could kill these British Cunts. He made a plan with General Washington to cross the Delaware River and surprise attack the British and this was planed to start in the middle of the night in Christmas Eve. The plan had a good strategy plan they waited for the British to sleep and while they were asleep they would cross the river and start for feeding them Clorox Bleach and slice there throats. Well the Plan was a success and the British didn't expect the attack from the Patriots and they had nothing ready for this ambush and this plan started the Battle of Trenton which the British lost. 

George Washington was proud of Pablo and General Washington said that if he ever needed help with anything he would need to message him at his house in Virginia and later in the future he will need Washington's help.