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I love sarcasm
It's like punching a person in the face but with words
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Some People just need a high five (in the face with a chair
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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day
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*BOOM*
Mom: What was that?
Me: It was my shirt
Mom: It sounded a lot heavier than that...
Me: I was in it
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(This is for my good short friend his name starts with an A and ends with an N, so for the people who know him you understand)
Short people are so mean because they are closer to hell
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Life is not a Fairy Tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, You're drunk
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"I'm a Ninja"
"No you're not"
"Did you see that?"
"What"
"Exactly"
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Don't knock on death's door, Ring the doorbell and run! He hates that!
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If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whose funeral it is, you just look around the room and answer, 'haven't decided yet'
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I saw a guy at starbucks today. No Iphone, no tablet, no laptop.
Just sitting there. Drinking his coffee. Like a Psychopath
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Don't Judge me cause I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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This is not a computer. This is my Wife. Do not touch her!
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3 out of the 4 voiced in my head want me to sleep... The other wants to know if penguins have knees
well I hope you enjoyed!! bu bye my little Duckies!!! C:
