Sickness...

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Author; *COUGHING* HOLY FUDGE NUGGETS!! *Rubs the back of her neck* Someone. Please. Kill me of my misery.

Aphmau; Well. That's what you get for... Wait... What did you do?

Author; *Puts hands in the air* IDFK! I'VE FINALLY GOT FRICKIN' SICK AFTER 3 YEARS!

Aphmau; Language missy.

Author; *Rolls eyes* Yes Mom

Hanji; HA HA! LOOKS LIKE SOME SHORT CAKE GOT SICK!

Author; Shut it Four eyes.

Aphmau; Hypocrite~

Author; I didn't ask for your god damn comments!

Aphmau; And I didn't ask for your language.

Author; ...

Hanji; Damn. Knocked the words right out of her-

????; *Punches Shitty Glasses*

Author; OH GREAT AND GLOURIOUS FAIRY CLEAN FREAK!  You've saved my life once again... *Sarcasum much?*

Levi; *Holds broom* Say it again, and I will kill your ass.

Author; Why don't ya kill the soul in me too. Wait. I already died inside.

Levi; Stop being cocky, shit head.

Author; Short ass

Levi; Tch, Brat.

Aphmau; OH MY IRENE! IS THAT LEVI!?

Author; Yikes. Freckled Jesus halp my soul.

Rebelbeatz; Hey Thor!

Author; WHAT THE FUCK!

Beatz; Well. That's welcoming.

Author; WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM!?

Beatz; I'm your BEST FRIEND. Best friends climb through best friends windows to frickin' hang boi!

Author; True. But not notify me!?

Beatz; I did bitch. Check your phone...

Author; HAH!? *Checks phone and sees like 10 msgs* Oh...

Beatz; Mmhm. SO! HOWS SICKNESS!

Author; A big pile of shi-

Aphmau; LANGUAGE!

Author; Fine Captain America. *Coughs* Wait. That's sooooo wrong LMAO.

Aphmau; Language...

Author; Right. Right. (Not happening gf)

Levi; *Drags Hanji out of Author~Chan's room*

Author; DAMN! I should have Creepypastas come in here one day! THAT'D BE AWESOME AS FU-

Aphmau; Author~Chan~! Language~!

Beatz; Thor~! Language~!

Author; *Glares at both of em...* Fuck you both.

Beatz; Yup. Love you too bitch~!

Author; *Lays down on bed* Back. Aches. Neck. Aches. Dying. 

Beatz; Your not dying yet bish!!! *Grabs Thor and puts her on her back* ONWARD!!!!

(A/N Ok. Random LMAO. But Ye. Been sick. For... Fri, Sat, Sun, Mon, Tue... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. OK 5... WOW 5 days!? Well. Fri don't count since I didn't miss school on Fri. OH! And Rebelbeatz! IS MEH RL BFF FOREVER! Taurus - Virgo. We were meant to be best friends xDDD She's a Virgo and I'mma Taurus. Because. Ye. But this is her Wattpad MsHorrorica. So yea!!!! We act crazy with each other. And this, is not even the jist of it. But, I'm gonna take a nap. Because this sickness is making me tired. Soooo, good night.)

(你好!我叫MiennahnThor!你好吗?)

(Idk Practicing xD)

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