The Annoying Guy is My Boyfriend (ON HOLD)

The Annoying Guy is My Boyfriend

"PALM TREE!"

"TORCH!"

"GIANT LEMONGRASS!"

"CAMPFIRE!"

"BRAGGISH IMBECILE!"

"IDIOTIC KLUTZ!"

"Alright you two, STOP!"

"Oh please, Ms. Lerman. The Oversized Cactus Boy started it."

"But I only said that because a particular Midget with ridiculously red hair started bawling in front of me."

"Didn't I tell you two to sto--"

"Well maaaaybe if a certain Walking Plant Creep would shut up, I might consider an apology."

"I might even stop toying with a Haggish Flamingo if she pikes down."

"THAT'S ENOUGH!!!"

"Sorry Ms. Lerman..."

"Sorry Ms. Lerman..."

"Hahaha. I really enjoy being classmates with those two.."

"WHAT'S SO ENJOYABLE ABOUT THIS?!"

"WHAT'S SO ENJOYABLE ABOUT THIS?!"

"Yeah.. I agree. They're a joy to be around."

"YOU CALL THIS JOY?!"

"YOU CALL THIS JOY?!"

"They're even in perfect sync..."

"IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE!"

"IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE!"

"You two sure get along well..."

"WE'RE NOT! "

"WE'RE NOT! "

"Grrrr... Listen you, King of Jerkishness.. will you PLEASE STOP COPYING ME?"

"Me? Copy... tch.. You? My word.. I should be ashamed of myself."

*disgusted face*

"UUUUUUGH! I AM SICK OF THIS!"

"And do you expect me to love this, stupid girl?"

"Will both of you please SHUT IT???"

"Sorry Ms. Lerman..."

"Sorry Ms. Lerman..."

"I am holding a class here. And you two just start bawling out for some reason. PLEASE! Both of you are in HIGH SCHOOL. Can't you act as your age?! You're both sixtee--"

"Excuse me, Ms. Lerman. I'm 17. The idiotic girl is 16."

"Idiotic this, Cactus Brain!"

*flying Math Book attack*

"Oh I don't think so, Blockhead."

*dodges*

*BONK!*

"MS. SWIFT! WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU THROWING TEXTBOOKS AT ME?!??"

"Ooooooooh.. Nice throwing. Quite meticulous."

"Will you please be quiet for a moment?"

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, MS. SWIFT???"

"UUUUUGH! I AM SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOO TIRED OF THIS!!!!!!"

*points to "him"*

"YOU!

You are the WORST person I have ever met in my life! You're the biggest regret a person can ever have just by meeting you! Since middle school you have made my life MISERABLE! All because of me, attending the same school as you! You're the worst person ever alive! E-v-e-r-y-d-a-y my days are getting worse and worse by the mere sight of your epically distorted face!

GOSH. I'm 16 and I even wasted precious years of my life arguing with YOU!

THAT'S IT!

I'M TRANSFERRING SCHOOLS."

"Say.. that sounds like a good idea. I'm bored with your ugly face, anyway."

. . .

ON THE DAY OF THE ENTRANCE CEREMONY...

"EEEEEEEEH?! YOU AGAIN?!"

"EEEEEEEEH?! YOU AGAIN?!"