The Annoying Guy is My Boyfriend (ON HOLD)

1-Short Introduction

"Now what is a certain Cactus Boy doing here?"

"Oh, I don't know. Particularly the same as the Flaming Girl's reason."

"Flaming? And which one of us has that name, huh? Shinya... Huh, it actually means fiery!"

"Shut it! Atleast my name doesn't count a meaningless plant."

"Excuse me! But my name may refer to a plant, but at least it's a pretty one!"

"You call a chrysanthemum pretty? Tch."

"Atleast Ayame is better than Shinya!"

"Darn you. Your name should be changed."

"And what name do you have in mind, Cactus Boy?"

"Hotaru.Means firefly. Moreover, a lightning bug. Man, if that was your name, I'd have a better reason to squish you."

"Meh. I suppose your name should be changed to Rei."

"Rei?"

"Yeah. Polite, and well-mannered. Oooops. I guess it wouldn't suit you. Considering that distatseful attitude of yours."

"Just why do our names have to be Japanese?"

"Ask your Mom. She might know."

"SHINYAAAAAAA~!"

"Nice going, Flame Girl. Now she's really here."

"AYAME DARLIIIIIING~!"

"OH NO, not you too?!"

"MOM!"

"MOM!"

(Shinya's Mom) "Hi there pumpkiiins!"

"Pffftt.... Pumpkins? Your mom calls you pumpkins?"

"Oh do shut up. I hate it more than you do."

"Oh, Shinya dear, I'm LOOOVING it."

(Ayame's Mom) "Ayame honeeey! 'Sup?"

"HAHAHAHA! Oh man that soooo sweet. A flower and honey. Such a perfect pair."

"AL-RIIIGHT! I get it! We're even!"

"So perfect. It drives me to tears. *wipes* "

...

(Ayame)

Yeah.

I know we're an epic duo.

And it's kind of a play on words when it comes to our names.

I suppose you already noticed our physical characteristics, judging from our insults.

I,

Ayame Swift,

Have flaming red hair.

And I guess I'm a bit shorter compared to Shinya.

...

(Shinya)

Yeaaaah I guess a rightful introduction would be nice.

The name's Shinya Adams.

It's pretty obvious that I have green hair.

And yeah, it's quite unusual.

Even my parents don't know why I have such hair color.

Compared to the torch girl, I'm taller...

..which pretty much explains why she calls me a 'Palm Tree.'

...

(Both)

It's crazy when it comes to our names.

It's kind of...opposite.

(Ayame)

I have the 'fiery' characteristic, but my name actually means that of a certain plant species.

(Shinya)

And my name means fiery, when in fact I look more like a walking coconut tree.

(Both)

We fight often.

And we already broke the record for the most annoying pair of all time.

We might've filled up the Guidance Counselor's log book.

But due to our contrasting characteristics,

We're also pretty close.

We may fight a lot,

But we're also the best of friends.

..just don't remind us that we're opposites.