"why the long face?" » joke 24
harry walks through the zoo, looking at all the animals with liam and zayn by his side. whenever they pass by an animal, they would stop and read the plaque, to see what kind of animal is it, where it comes from, and so on.
when they got to the elephants section, they were quick to turn back around, not wanting to see them poop. it's really not a pretty sight to see when you're eating popcorn.
when they get to the giraffes section, harry notices that the baboons are a couple of feet away from them, but still close.
he turns his head to the giraffes, then back to the baboons, repeating that movement.
"guys?" harry asked.
"what's up, harold?" liam replied.
"are the baboons and giraffes aloud to be close together?"
"well, there is a cage . . ." zayn motioned to the cage between them.
harry smiled looking at the animals.
"why did the baboon say to the giraffe, 'why the long face?' "
liam and zayn turned away from the animals and gave harry an, you're-seriously-going-to-do-this-right-here-and-now face.
harry nodded and continued,
"because he thought his neck was his face."
(( i know the gif is old but i couldnt really find one with zayn, liam and harry all together. plus im lazy and i just get the first gif that i find good :) ))
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