Mikasa: Finally got over with the last ship. So I kicked Levi's butt so yeah. Next ship!
Mikasa: -reads ship- WOW JUST NO ME AND LEVI WILL NEVER BE A THING I HATE THAT ASS BECAUSE HE TOOK MY EREN!!
Levi walks in
Levi: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Levi reads the ship
Levi: OH HELL NO I'M NEVER GONNA HOOK UP WITH YOU U TRIED TO STEAL MY EREN!
Mikasa: LIKE EREN WOULD EVER WANTS TO KISS YOU!
Levi: YEAH HE WOULD! HE LOVES ME!
Mikasa: NO HE DOESN'T
Levi: HE DOES!
Eren walks by and sees this.
Eren: umm I feel weird...
