After a quick round of tickle or lik I made Joey come help me pack I decided to pack my blue pants, red pants, cat sweeters, all 5 of my uncles shirts, and my listick of course. And had to say my goopdbys to Joey I can't believe this is the last time I'll ever see Joey, but it will be okay because I have Harrydiretchin to keep me company and all this running is only a small price to pay when my unc..le gets to live without Miranda withdraws. TOO BAD FOR HIM' I thought as I snuck to the garage and got my bike out.
It can't be that hard to sneak out of a counri can it?
I rode to the bus station and wrote a ten dollar check from my really rude uncles check book and bought my ticket to Australia . Once I was on the bus I pulled out my keyboard and began singing to my neighbors on the bus. There was a man with a fat gut and a bald head so I sang to him first.
*singing*
Hello sir I am Miranda and your name is now Charlie you are very badly smelling and have a nasty teeth I wiil make it better though be cause I can make you bootiful like my,
Boyfrien Harrydiretchin cause you.need listik and makeover up and you will be famous like me
*done singing*
After I finished singing to everyone around me(even the boy in the ugli hats sister jan) they all started yelling really positive things like " stop" and "y is your lips bad" so I decided to take a nap so they could admire me sleeping
When I woke up i was there in Australia the home of the kiwi redy to start my avencher with my boyfriend harrydirretchin
