Deep down in small town of Japan, there lived duck. James the Duck to be precise. After he had helped Sonic defeat Dr. Eggman with help of teh chooas emeraldz and his Nintendo DS, he has settled down in small town of Japan.
One day, he decides to go to McDonalds'. After he purchase year 2014 Happy Meal, he sat down. Just as he was opening his box, the doors slammed open. "MOVE BITCHES GET OUT OF THE WAY." Who was making that noise? James look up and he saw 5 individuals in front of the doors.
It was the RFA squad. Jumin, Zen, Yoosung, Jaehee and 707. Jimun, Zen, and 606 walked up to the cashier. Jaehee tried to follow, but she kept getting bombarded with guys and girls because she's literally BAEHEE. Yuusoooong was too busy putting straws up his nose and ass and fingerpainting with the ketchup. "Excuse me." Jumin asked. "Would you like to taking this fucking degenerate, 707, and make him work for your lazy asses so he'll learn to have the decency about manners?" "I'm gay." The cashier responded. "...I'll take that as a yes. And I'm gay, but I have tastes." Jumin turned to 707, "707, this is your punishment." "Okkkkkkccc~~" Replied the red head.
And with that, the remaining 4 left. James sat in his chair, really shook. He looked at 707. He was really hawt and sneezy, James felt his face heating up. He have to cum tomorrow.So James the Duck came back tomorrow, and sat in his usual seat. 707 was the new waitress, and he cum to James's seat. "What would you like to order?" He asked the duck. James had a thinking face on. "I French fries." 707 wrote down his order, and within 20 seconds, he had his order. "I hope you enjoy our microwaveable French fries~~~~~!!11!" He choked. Low key, the French fires were actually shit and tasted like his future, but James beared it. 707 looked at James the Duck and he got super turned on from James eating the microwaveable French fries. The way the grease dripped down his chin really sexually arooused 707 because he was really hardcore about that kink of his. "James..... Can I be your girlfriend???" He asked the doock. Jams looked up. "Yas."
Then they carpooled home with a taxi and went to James house. James's house was really fine. Like, damn Daniel. James led 707 up into his room, where it was on top of the house. And then they wet on James's bed, which was really ratchets and had bears living inside it. "This is my cove. You can tell, I had the highest grades in middle school." "That's so sexy~~~" Yell 666. "I know, right?" James asked. "Joomes, I have a confession." The Duck looked at him. "What is it?" 707 looked at him and whispered in his pre-bubescent voice. "I'm a furry." James got a boner with his 0.5 inch dick. James took him to his bed. It was a bunch of leaves from China. He kissed 707 and it was like a rlly hawt saxual yaoi fanfiction. Jams opened his bill and all his saliva dropped down on 707's 69 inch dick. James the Duck looked up to 505 and whisper to her ear. "707... Prepare to get McFucked..." Then they slept together and made adults by holding hands.
The next day, James was gregnant and he had to go to the hospital because he broke his arm. When they are there, they meet Miku and Arthur, and Harry Potter and Harry Styles. who were married at the time. "Watashi no kawaii Nani desu? "(what are you doing here?) Arthur also piped up, "yee, is something wrong?" 707 muffled inside of fur suit "My bAe broke his arm..." James lifted his wing. Miku and Arthur both gasped "that's horrible!" "nani desu kawaii the fuck?!" (how did that happen?!). Then all of a sudden, James's head started to spaz out. "Oh no, he's have babise!!1" screamed 404. Then James the duck cum and they 81 man women's. But they can't take care of that many man women's because they not gey and are edgy teenager hoes so it was very bad. So they all went back into James the Ducks cum.
James the Duck and 707 decide to marry. They marry with Harry Potter and Harry Styles, because they both sexy and are my bishi husbandoos. But they need a priest to announce the marriage.
Instead, they decided to hook up with Shiny from Dinosaur Train. As the smexy bois approach her, she was sharting in the corner. She had diarrhea and was constipated so she need help. They dcecide to help hem by singing the "We are number one" song, but everytime they say one, they'll have to watch the german opening of Naruto on high pitch with max volume while tied to a chair. It worked and she was able to stop sharting. "Thankz for helping me guise!! The reason why i was sharting was because me boyfriend Sanic was deepthroating a 50 inch cucumber and it was so gross that i had to shart all the gross things out of me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)." 707, james the duck, harry styles and harry potter all understood her. Then she unleashed her inner dumblr and decided to vent all her inner feelings. "iT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT WATASHI ISN'T KAWAI ENOUGH NANI. IM SORRY GOMME NE. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ANATA FOR KEEMSTAR WATASHI nANI DOESNT UNDERSTAND DESU".
Harry Styles walked to her and decide to comfort her. "Hey, hunTy, forget about Sunic. That guy is just a dick." SHiny wiped her tears aawy. "Y'know, you're right Harry. I can't just keep living in the past! Now, why are you here for?". The 4 bois looked each other and nod. "We want to get married and have babies." Shiny said. "Oh, sorry, I not is priest, so I can't bless your marriage." THey boys become sad. "BUT! I heard that if you have sex, that is holy enough to have marriage."
James the Duck was so estatic that he cum like a geyser and his bob the builder panties became wet. 707 got so excited that he called the RFA squad, saying that he can't be at the netflix night because he's going to be getting it on with his baby. They ran to McDicknalds bathroom to have sox. James is so wet, we was holding hands with 909. They are both in their underweaers and about to hvae sax. James the Duck took a look at 707's perfect 1 packs. He got really turned on and got a bonr with his 0.5 dik. He smexily walked up to 202 and yelled in his ear. "u look hawt. are you kirito? He's my secret fetish. I pray to him every night. My dad called me a furry, but he just didn't understand our saviour kirito. I pray to him every night." 606 leaned over and whisped to james bill "what if i is kirito?" James the Duck was shook. His bae was also his kIRITO?? "707, i want ur bbies." "Ok jamse, you can have my boobies" They go in bafroom and they were about to drink sex in the bathroom, but then they realised Yoosung ate all the condoms so they cant cave sox in teh bafroom.
"This sucks!!11" whispered 707" James nodded his arm in agrooment. How can they have, teh sox in teh bafroom?? Then 707 got an idea, "wait, we can still have sex and marry!" James looked at him. "How, bae?" "Well, how did you make 81 man women's before??" James's face lit up. "Oh course! How can i forget!" He reached out for 707's hand. Since James the Duck was a Dramatic Uke and 707 was a Chibi Seme, they made lots of adults.
After they make 69 adults. a person cum in. it was GOOFY from Mickey Mouse's clubhouse!! Goofy came in and sang Bring me to life and the attack on titan theme song. "I think you need company ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)." he then turned into a Titan and that shook James and the duck and 706 really hard. but they were still love and were able to defet guufy.
And then they lived happily ever after, playing with James the Duck's sega ds.
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A Wonderful Story Between James the Duck and 707
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