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Chapter Three
“Good morning”, yawned a (Name) who had recently awoken from her slumber. She walked down, making the floorboards creak with every wobbly step she took. A crew member walked up towards her.
“What can I do ‘fer ya, love?” He spoke gently with a thick Australian accent. (Name) smiled at him. He had wonderful emerald eyes, brown hair that was held back.. and also for some strange reason he had a bandaid plastered over his nose.
“Oh, yes.. I’m looking for the captain… and Allister.. Have you seen them roaming about anywhere?” She asked in the most sweetest tone she could manage. He nodded diligently, marking a ‘duh’ kind of face.
He blinded her with his sparkling white toothy smile before taking her hand in his and walking towards the Captain’s quarters.
The young woman looked around. ’For a pirate ship, this sea-transportation is rather large..’ she mumbled quietly to herself. (Name) looked over to the man who held her hand, she stopped. The man turned around and gave her a look with confusion obviously written in his eyes. “Is something wrong?”
The lady shook her head, “It’s just.. I haven’t gotten your name..”
The Australian grinned and bowed down. “The name’s Jett, love. Jett Kirkland...”
(Name)’s (coloured) eyes shone. “S-So you’re one of ‘them’?! Oh my god! You’re Mr. Bushy brow’s brother?!”
Jett chuckled before ruffling her hair with caution, making sure not to mess it up in anyway. “Aye, sheila.” Again, the Australian grabbed her hand and resumed to taking her to the captain’s headquarters. “My brother’s supposedly in here— from what I’ve heard. If he doesn’t come out soon, (Name), might as well head down the deck for brekki, ey? Anyhow.. Call me later if you need any assistance of some sort..”
His koala stuck out from his shirt and waved goodbye to the girl standing in front of the door. A small chuckle erupted from her lips and out of courtesy, waved back to both the angry-looking koala and Jett.
(Name) knocked on the door. “Captain..” She called, waiting for a response from the Brit.
“Arthur Kirkland, Allister, you in there?”
No reply. (Name) sighed before deciding to head in. “Allister.. Stop ignoring me! What the hell were you doing?!” Allister didn’t answer the girl. His green orbs focused on the drunken captain before him.
“Al, what on earth is going on in here?” She paced back and forth in front of the Scottish-man, clicking her fingers directly in front of his face to capture his attention.
Finally, he looked towards her. “Oh.. Madainn mhath, lassieeee. Fancehhh seeing you walking around at this time. Usuallehh, we’d find you sound asleep in your bedroomm.” He snickered silently before turning his head once more.
(Name) knew that something was wrong. Allister chuckled to himself once more before grabbing her wrist and yanking her down onto his lap. “A-ALLISTER!” She yelped, trying to jerk off. “Shh.. We wouldn’t want to disturb the captain, would we, (Name)?” He whispered into her ear, his warm breath running along her neck. This sent several shivers down her spine.
“E-Eh, d-disturb?”
“Aye, look. Remember how we all— except for you had a drink last night? Well, apparently our genius here had a low tolerance so I had to keep an eye out for him.” His breath smelt strongly of alcohol. (Name) didn’t mind but she sure was desperate to get out of the position she was in.
“Al, you’re drunk too.” She replied, feeling a little uncomfortable that she was situated on top of him. He chuckled, grabbing her chin and leaving a kiss on her nose. “You’re so cute, lass.”
(Name) could feel her cheeks warming up as she stared intensely into his green eyes. He leaned in forward, and she slowly backend away from him. Suddenly she felt a squeeze on her ‘rump’. She blushed furiously.
“UM DID YOU JUST TOUCHED MY ASS?!” She screamed with shock. Allister shook his head vigorously and she felt a pinch down there once again. By instinct, the girl grabbed a thick dictionary placed on the table near her and threw it at that ridiculously handsome face of the Scott.
“ALLISTER, YOU-YOU PERVERT!” She yelped before seizing the chance to run away, only to find herself tripping over another body lying lifelessly on the floor.
It was the captain, Arthur Kirkland.
(Name)’s eye twitched. She looked at Allister then back at Arthur. With each look she squinted her eyes suspiciously… It wasn’t too long before reality struck her. For it wasn’t Allister who touched her bootilicious booty..
IT WAS PIRATE PERVY KIRKLAND.
She removed the dictionary from Allister’s face who was flat-out unconscious by now and smacked it onto Arthur's neck before ran around in circles hysterically.
She worried for a few moments.
‘What will happen if someone finds both of there bodies?!’ She pondered in a panicked state.
She waved her arms in the air rapidly trying to think of a solution. Suddenly she found her gateway to heaven. The Closet. Yes, that is right, Le closét. Without wasting a single second, she began to drag their bodies towards it, removing their shoes so that they could fit without having to be situated in such an awkward position. (Name) found a rose-scented paper and wrote messily on it to mimic the captain’s penmanship.
‘Dear crew,
I shall be gone temporarily for a few hours.
You see, I have business to tend to, duties to fulfil.
Do not be alarmed, I will be back soon.
Currently, I’m in my cupboard.. Travelling to a
Magical realm called ‘Narnia’.
I guess I’ll be meeting you soon once I free Aslan
from the evil snow queen. Goodbye.
P.S leave (Name) in charge for the time being.’
She smiled at the evil doings of her hand, she placed it on the desk and left the room, heading downstairs to grab some breakfasts just as Jett told her to earlier. All that’s left to do is wait for someone to walk in the captain’s room and read the note that she HE left for the crew.
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꒰｡•ॢ◡-ॢ｡꒱ Tupa-chan
