Man 1: hey you know what a cock is. A rooster?
Man 2: yea
Man 1: ok how many beaks does it have?
Man 2: uh one
Man 1: how many legs does it have?
Man 2: two
Man 1: how many eyes does it have?
Man 2: two
Man 1: ok you know what a pussy is. A cat
Man 2: yea
Man 1: ok how many nail clippers does it have
Man 2: i don't know
Man 1: ok how much fur does it have
Man 2: I don't know?
Man 1: ok why do you know a lot more about a black cock then a white pussy
Man 2: *laughs and ends with a sigh* you know your jokes are idiotic and pointless right?
*you then realize that man 1 is the author*
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My book joke
HumorThis is my first book. If you can even call it a book but anywho try to enjoy my jokes... my terrible terrible jokes
