Joke #22

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So there's three guys a Jewish, a Italian, and a German.  And the man says you can only have one last meal before you die.  So the Italian was first and he thought about it. "I would like a nice deep dish pizza" he got his pizza then he gets shot in the head.  The German thought about it then he got his meal.  Boom he got shot in the head.  Then the Jewish guy said "I guess I'll have some strawberries" the guy sighed and says "but strawberries aren't In season!" The Jewish guy responds "that's ok I'll wait"

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