The Quirky New Girl (multi fandom book)

Chapter Six// Fandom history class

So as Clara and I trudged to our next class she explained what it was about.

"We learn about Greek mythology, Roman mythology, Egyptian mythology and stuff. We also learn about Hogwarts, Middle earth, Gallifrey, Asgard, Narnia, Panem, and-" I cut her off by saying,

"What about storybrooke? Do we learn about Storybrooke?" I ask excitedly as I mention one of my favorite fairytales.

"Yes, actually, Emma, Regina, Hook, Professor Gold, Ms. Belle, and Ruby all come from there!" Clara answers.

We walk into the classroom and the teacher introduces himself and says "Hello I am Mr. Gold, but you shall call me Professor Gold." He says, he has medium long light grayish-brown hair and dark eyes, he is wearing a snazzy suit and cane. "Now please be quiet as I call role."

Margo Speigleman?

Here, sir

Quentin Jacobsen?

Here, sir

Frodo Baggins?

Here, Sir

Clara Oswald?

Here, Sir

Sherlock Holmes?

Here, Sir

Augustus Waters?

Here, Sir

Clary Fray?

Here, Sir

Rachel Dare?

Here, Sir

Emma Swan?

Here, Sir

Kilian Jones?

Here, Sir

And Reyna Copper-Wright?

Sorry, I go by Felicity

That's fine."

"So class, today we will be learning about Middle Earth. Middle earth had all sorts of creatures including Wizards, elves, dwarves, humans, hobbits, orcs, uruk hai, goblins, dragons, wargs, wraiths, and even a Dark Lord (not dark one haha get it? You would if you watch ouat) and they had kings and queens and basically anything from the middle ages."

"Now I'm going to tell you a bit about each race, and I hope all of you are taking notes."

"There were 5 wizards in middle earth, the greatest among the 5 was Saruman the white, who later joined forces with the Sauron the dark lord. There were two blue wizards which of nobody knows the names. Gandalf the gray was quite the wise and social wizard of the bunch, he makes fantastic fireworks and loves dangerous adventures, smoking pipe weed, and making figures out of the smoke. Radagast the brown was the final one and he was sort of a gentle being who preferred the company of animals insured of humans. He lived in a hollowed out tree in Mirkwood forest, keeping tabs on everything there and checking to see if everything was always healthy." Professor Gold said.

"Gosh golly, how do you his get all of this down?" I ask the girl next to me with bright blue eyes and shortish hair.

"We don't. I'm just kidding. Oh and I'm Margo by the way nice to meet you, Felicity" she says.

"You too." I answer back as Professor Gold starts speaking again.

" the elves of middle earth are nothing like you think they are, tiny wing red and green with high pitched voices and buckled shoes these elves are really tall ranging from 5"10 feet tall 6 foot 11 they're really really recall and calm but are great warriors and armed with a bow and arrow. Almost all elves have dark brown eyes and brown hair. But woodland elves have blue eyes and blonde hair. Elves love music and are quite the social gathering when listening to music." Professor Gold said finishing up.

"This is so cool, don't you think?" Margo whispers to me.

"Yeah, it's much better than my old social studies class. Why do you have random letters capitalized on your paper." I ask

"Oh, I'm a big Believer in Random capitalization. I feel the Laws of Capitalization make The middle Words Not have Enough attention." She States.

"That's cool." I answer back.

"Now we are going to be talking about dwarves. You guys probably already have all the insight you need on dwarves (but they are not like the ones from the enchanted forest) except they don't all smell bad and have bad attitudes, although they do mine alloy and make beautiful objects and love food. They like to sing songs about their homeland that the dragon Smaug had taken it. (obviously they got it back) that is basically all you need to know about them." He pauses for everyone to finish writing before starting up again.

"I don't think we need to know anything about humans because they're basically the same as people on the middle ages. So onto the Hobbits! Hobbits usually range from 3 to 4 feet tall and have curly brown hair which covers their large feet. They don't wear shoes because their feet have grown natural leather soles on the bottom of their feet. Hobbits are cherry people with good natured faces. They normally wear bright colors such as green or yellow. They aren't very adventurous, they normally spend the day working and eating or smoking pipe weed or drinking ale (well, the men at least) and then go home for second dinner." Finihes Professor Gold.

"I'll see you tomorrow and we well be talking about Narnia." Procedure Golf says as Clara and I walk to our next class, library and meet the librarian, Ms. Belle.