Dysfunctional

Scott's Life Turns Great

After practice Stiles decided they should all go looking for Scott's inhaler in the middle of the woods. How fun.

Piper trailed behind Scott and Stiles, keeping her eyes on the ground. "I don't know what it was! It was like.. Had all the time in the world to catch the ball. And that's not the only weird thing I hear stuff I shouldn't be able to hear, I smell things..."

"Smell things?" Stiles and Piper said in sync. Stiles then continued to speak, "Like what?"

"Like the mint mojito gum in your pocket. And that Piper used moms expensive perfume this morning," Scott smirked at me while his sister gaped at him. What a little...

"I don't have any mint mojito gum in my," Stiles says as he pulls out a piece of gum from his pocket. "So all this started with the bite!"

"What if its like an infection?" Scott wondered. "Like my body is full of adrenaline before going into shock or something..."

"I think you've gone crazy. An infection of the brain." Piper shared.

Scott gave the girl a dirty look while Stiles said, "No wait. I've actally heard of something like this. Its a specific kind of infection."

Scott gaped at the skinny boy, "You're serious?"

"No. He's Stiles you really have gone crazy, haven't you?"

This time both Stiles and Scott shot Piper a dirty look.

"You people are the ones who dragged me here. I'd much rather be with Lydia and Allison, flirting with the cute lacrosse players." She complained.

"Whatever pipsqueak. Anyway, yeah. I think its called lycanthropy."

"Oh bullshit!" Piper exclaimed

Scott was worried now, "What is that? Is it bad?"

"Oh yeah, it's the worst. But only once a month."

"Once a month?"

"Yep. On the night of the full moon," Stiles then starts howling. Piper groaned at his adorable stupidity and Scott hits him.

Stiles laughs. "You're the one who heard a wolf!"

"Stiles, this is serious!" The girl scolded.

"Yeah. Stiles, Its not funny, theres seriously something wrong with me." Scott exclaimed.

"I know! You're a werewolf!"

"Stiles! Quit! You're freaking me out!" She exclaimed.

"Right sorry princess." Stiles rolled his eyes. "Okay, obviously I'm kidding. But if you see me trying to melt all the silver I can It's because Friday is the full moon..."

Scott continues to search the ground with his eyes. "I could've sworn it was here. I saw the body, the deer running... I dropped my inhaler."

Stiles shrugged. "Maybe the killer moved the body.."

"If he did I hope he didn't take my inhaler, those things cost like eighty bucks."

"Yeah. Mom would flip her lid," Piper muttered before turning around to face Stiles, to instead seeing a very attractive male looking at the three teens. "Uh Stiles, Scott..."

The man opened his very attractive mouth to speak, "What are you doing here? Huh? This is private property?"

Piper groaned, "Oh shi-"

Stiles stuttered, "Um.. Sorry, man, we didn't know.."

"Please don't get me arrested. A pretty face like this won't survive in a jail house."