Bite My Ass, I Like My Brother's Best Friend

Chapter 1~ It's your time of the month

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"Samantha! GET UP YOU LAZY ASS!"

I groaned and pulled my blanket closer to me, snuggling further into the warmth. Suddenly I was flying through the air as my brother, Adrian, tipped my mattress over. "JORDAN'S COMING OVER IN 20 MINUTES! SO CLEAN UP UGLY!" he screeched before stalking away. 

As he mentioned Jordan, my heart did a flip and I sprinted around the room in record time cleaning up the whole room and remaking my bed.

No I don't share my room with my brother, it's just that he likes to crash in my room on the spare mattress because he apparently doesn't like his room. That meant every time my brother had a friend over, I'd have to sleep on the floor and listen to them talk about which girl was hotter or which one had the skinniest legs or the bigger chest.

Mostly he only had one person over at a time but once he'd had three guys over. They'd ended up exploring my personal stuff. Once I woke up and saw them strapping pads on their faces before I told them what pads were used for.

They'd run around like decapitated chickens screeching their heads off until Jordan had bashed his fine head in the door. 

Then another time, Jordan had gone through my clothes and tried on my bra and poked himself in the eye with a mascara wand.

I ran to the bathroom and slammed the door shut as I got changed and prepared for the next five days. My brother loved having Jordan over for a few nights. I grabbed my denim shorts and my singlet as well as my off the shoulder floaty top thing. Along the way I grabbed a pad, my curler and my makeup kit.

Despite what my brother calls me, everyone believes I'm skinny and pretty. My names Samantha Morgan. I'm fifteen and have naturally wavy blondish-brown hair which I'd recently added in some pink streaks last weekend. I had greenish-grey eyes which I found really cool. 

I brushed my teeth and hair. Waiting for my curler to heat up, I lined my eyes and put mascara on my lashes. I quickly pulled on my clothes, changed my pad and chucked my pyjamas into the wash and curled my hair. Don't get me wrong, I had a very small crush on Jordan.

Ughh what am I saying, I had a MASSIVE crush on Jordan. Jordan had messy brown hair, silvery blue eyes and a great sense of humour.  He was turning seventeen in 3 weeks. 

DING!

"GET THE DOOR DUMB-ASS!" 

The doorbell chimed just as I perfected the last curl in my hair. Totally forgetting about my curler, which I had left in the bathroom, I ran downstairs to get the door. I pulled it open and was bowled over by Jordan, who rushed in screaming, "I'M HOME BABY CAKE! COME GET ME ADRIAN!" , then ran up the stairs into my/Adrian's bedroom. 

WHOA! He looked really... yummy. His hair was messed up as usual but really sexyyy. The only downside to having a crush on Jordan was that he and my brother were players. I don't know how many girls they've been with but let me tell you. There were a lot. 

Once I so hapoened to chance upon my brother doing it on my bed with the school slut Jennifer. Let me tell you. I WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE.

"AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!",Jordan screamed.

Whoops. Note to self. Never leave a curler plugged in with two clueless boys in the house. Though they should actually know what girl stuff looks like, since they've done it with heaps of girls.

"MOTHER F**K IT BURNS!" Jordan shrieked as he ran down the stairs and straight to the kitchen. He plunged his hand in the ice tub in the freezer, still screaming his head off. "WHAT DID YOU DO SAMANTHA?!" Adrian shouted from upstairs. 

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" except maybe leave the curler on.

"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!" Adrain screamed as he ran down the stairs. "What did she do to you Jordy?" 

"BABY CAKE, SHE SHE SHEEE BURNT MY HAND WITH THAT KETTLE OVER THERE!" 'Jordy' wailed.

Is he a man or what?  Adrian deadpanned to look over at me. Uh-oh. I made a run for the curler.

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8 hours later

"YEAH LET'S PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE FOR SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN! WHOOOOO!" Jennifer screamed holding a bottle of beer in her hand. Ew. Adrian had invited over his 'girl-friend AKA Jennifer' some school sluts and a couple of his other player friends for the evening, our parents where out of town. The whole crowd cheered and I found myself sitting in the circle five minutes later. Adrian was already pretty much wasted, they'd had a sculling competition with beer and he won.

Adrian span the bottle with a goofy grin on his face and it landed on some random chick with a dress which was way too short and tight. "KERRY!!!!!" Adrian slurred and wobbled over to Kerry. They were locked in the closet and in no time we started hearing moans and other noises coming out of the closet.

* 7 minutes later*

"You open the door," Jordan hissed at me. "No you!". "You're his sister!". Sighing I walked over to the door and yanked it open. 

"OH MY FREAKING GOD!" I shrieked. Adrian was doing it with Kerry and they were both naked. "OH MY GOD EWWWWWWWW!" "YOU ARE SUCH A DIRTY BROTHER. I WISH I WASN'T RELATED TO YOU!"

I screamed all the way to my bedroom and slammed the door shut, locking it. I slid down to the floor and rested my head between my hands, taking deep breaths in and out. I sat like that for a few hours, reading my phone, until the sounds of the party were gone. 

It was dead silent now. Until "SAMMY! WHERE ARE YOU?" Jordan shouted. I took a shaky breath in and unlocked the door. "I'm here," I said quietly. I'll never be able to look at my brother the same way ever again. 

I heard quiet foot steps as Jordan climbed the stairs. He slid down beside me and let out a deep breath. "Sammy. I know you're scarred for life but give your brother a chance." 

I snorted. Uh no sh*t sherlock. "Jordy, I just saw my brother banging a girl in a closet! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO HUH?" 

I looked over at him and my heart stopped. He was leaning over. Except he wasn't aiming for my lips. He was aiming for my neck and he had his teeth bared.

"Jordy! JORDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I screamed jumping up and away from him. Jordy's eyes were freaking black and his canines had extended. Damn. Maybe tampons would have been a good idea. He lurched towards me and grabbed me into a bear hug, while trying to stick his BLOODY TEETH INTO MY NECK! 

I did the only thing I could think of. 

I kneed him where the sun don't shine.

"AHHHH SAMMY! OH MY GOD! FARKKKKKKKKKKK! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!" He yelled as he let go of me.

"NO WHAT WHY DID YOU JUST TRY TO BITE ME!" I shrieked back at him.

"I'M A VAMPIRE DUH! I CAN'T HELP IT IF IT'S YOUR TIME OF THE MONTH WHERE BLOOD'S POURING OUT OF YOU!" He yelled at me.

"EWWWWWWW!"

Wait hang on.

"You're...a..vampire...?"

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