timaeusTestified [TT] start to pester carcinoGeneticist [CG]
TT:Hey broski.
CG:URG,WHAT DO YOU WANT!
TT: Just checking if you were up.
CG: WELL, I AM NOW!GESH, ARE YOU ALWAYS FUCKING UP AROUND THIS TIME!
TT:Like I said inventors never sleep. And that is the only reason.
CG:ARE YOU SURE! CAUSE THE WAY I SEE IT IS THAT YOUR ONLY UP AT THIS HOUR IS TO FUCKING BUG ME! SINCE SOMEHOW (probably dave) YOU KNOW THAT AM THE ONLY ONE STILL UP AT THIS TIME! SO THEREFOR YOU WAKE UP TO ANNOY THE LIVING SHIT OUT ME! CAUSE THAT HOW DOUCHE YOU FUCKING ARE!
TT: Yes.That is exactly what I’m doing. Waking up this early so I can just troll you and make sure you don’t sleep. I need you to be up tonight.
CG:OH GOD!!!! OH FUCKING GOD! DID YOU REALLY FUCKING IMPLIED THAT! YOU DIDN’T NEED TO FUCKING IMPLY THAT! FOR THE EVER FUCKING GOD!
TT:Oh.Bro.Don’t need to hide it. You know you want my hot sexy ass.
CG:NO!NO!FUCKING NO! URG,HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT! AM FINE WITH YOUR ASS BEING SOMEONE ELSE'S ISSUE NOT MINE!
TT:How can I not.
CG:THAT IS SOME FUCKING GROSS SHIT!I MEAN FUCKING GROSS AS HAVING TO SEE A FUCKING HUMAN GRUB BEING BORN!JUST KNOWING THAT,THAT WAS ON YOUR MIND! IS DISTURBING! AM MENTALLY SCARRED NOW! THANKS TO YOU! YOUR A FUCKING PERV!
TT:And yet you want to be in a matespritship with me.
CG: WHAT!WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! I FUCKING NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT YOU SHITSPONGE!
TT:Dude. You’re giving me all the signs.
CG: WHOA!WHOA!WHOA! ARE YOU CALLING ME OBVIOUS! I BEG TO DIFFER! I HAVEN’T GAVE YOUR LAZY ASS ANY SIGNS! AND EVEN IF I DID YOU WOULDN’T KNOW!THIS SHOWS HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE!AND FUCKING IGNORANT YOU ARE!
TT:Bro. You fighting me. Second, am not stupid or ignorant. And yes you do like right now.
CG:SO ARGUING IS NOW A TYPE OF SIGN! ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF! CAUSE THIS IS BULLSHIT! NO! IT’S BEYOND BULLSHIT! IT’S ON IT’S OWN LEVEL! SITTING THERE LIKE A FUCKIG PRICK.CAUSE ARUGING IS A SIGN OF TWO PEOPLE DISAGREEING!
TT:Hey.knowing you this is a way of showing your feelings. It’s the only way you know how to.
CG: THE ONLY WAY! HA!I KNOW OTHER WAYS.YOU’RE FORGETTING I'M A FUCKING LOVE EXPERT! I’VE SEEN OTHER WAYS TO CONFESS UNDYING LOVE. AND NO WAY IN HELL IS THIS ONE OF THEM!PLUS I CAN TELL YOU HOW I FEEL! IF I FUCKING FELT LIKE IT! WHICH I AM NOT! CAUSE LIKE MOST THINGS IN YOUR LIFE IT’S NOT EXISTENT!
TT:Alright mr. I know how to confess. I dare you to confess.
CG: HAHA! YOU REALLY THINK AM GOING TO DO THAT!HAH! THAT’S FUNNY!
TT: Why not? Are you scared.
CG: YOU’RE SOMETHING ELSE! THAT I CAN’T EXPLAIN!OR WANT TO!
TT:Aw,why not?
CG:IT’S...IT’S…(it’s complicated)
TT: If you don’t have feeling for me like you claim. Then why is it complicated to say you don’t have feeling for me. Unless you're hovering feeling for me.
CG:HUMAN’S PERSPECTIVE! THAT’S WHY! IT’S LIKE I SAY SOMETHING AND YOU’LL TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY! AND THINGS WILL BECOME FUCKING AWKWARD! AND…
TT:And what?
CG:AND..AND…I MIGHT LOSE YOU!
CG: FUCK!
CG:DISCARD THAT! WHAT I TYPED NEVER EXISTED!
TT:Sorry bro. But I already read it so therefore it existed. And was that a confession? Am taking it as a confession.
CG:IT WAS NOT A CONFESSION! IT’S NOT LIKE I TOLD YOU ‘I LOVE YOU’! WHICH I DIDN’T!
TT: But you hinted you did.
CG: HINTING IS DIFFERENT! SAYING ‘I LOVE YOU’ IS A CONFESSION! HINTING ISN’T!
TT:Still you’re showing emotion.
CG:SHOWING ISN’T CONFESSING!
TT:So you did show your emotions.
CG: I DID NOT!
TT:But you agreed.
CG: NO I DIDN’T! I DIDN’T AGREE TO ANYTHING!
TT:You said “showing isn’t confessing”. Thus making you agree.
CG: URG! FUCK YOUR LOGIC! FUCK YOUR MIND GAMES! JUST FUCK IT!
TT:Or me.
CG: DON’T YOU EVEN START!THAT’S NOT RELEVANT!
TT:Yes it is.
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR EGO! FUCK YOUR STUPIDITY! FUCK THE WARM FEELING I GET WHEN I’M AROUND YOU!FUCK EVERYTHING!
carcinoGeneticist [CG] has logged off
TT: Yup.He loves me.
timaeusTestified [TT] has logged off
timaeusTestified [TT] began to pester turntechGodhead [TG]
TT: Thanks for telling me Karkat was up this hour.
TT:Am having fun teasing him.
timaeusTestified [TT] has logged off
CarcinoGeneticist [CG] began to troll turntechGodhead [TG]
CG: (you told him i was up at this time didn’t you?)
CG: FUCK YOU STRIDER!
carcinoGeneticist [CG] has logged off
