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*Rapmonster picks up Sophia's call
Sophia: " Hey ..uh have your seen v? I've been trying to get ahold of him but it just keeps going to voicemail."
Rap monster: " I haven't talked to him at all today."
Sophia: "Something must really be wrong because he always literally answers my texts in like 2.5 seconds."
Rapmonster: "Let's check Facebook because for some reason he always seems to be on there with the old people."
*Sophia scrolls down her facebook
Sophia: "Bro... what the fuck."
Rapmonster: "What?"
Sophia: "This had got to be a joke.... I do not believe dis.... V is at the underground rap scene."
Rapmonster: " Uhhh hollup wait what?"
Sophia: " We gotta go get him before he gets himself hurt.... you know v's too nice for that."
Rapmonster: "Alright I'll be over your house in a few and we'll all go look for him."
Sophia: "Who's all?"
Rapmonster: "Me, you and Jungkook."
Sophia: "Oo dat snack."
Rapmonster; "Oh my god."
Sophia: " What... that boy look delicious. And I would have thought you'd like him too... because if I must say you kinda fruity in da booty."
Rapmonster: "You know what... I don't even have time for your fruity fantasies of me but..."
*gets cut off
Sophia: "IF I EVER HAD A DREAM ABOUT CHU THAT BE A NIGHTMARE."
Rap monster: "Whatever."
*ends call
.......

*rapmonster pulls up to Sophia's drive way

*rapmonster and Jungkook both make an oh face at what they see

Rap monster: "You see what I see right?"
Jungkook: "Yeahhhh."
*They saw through the shadow of the window Sophia putting on a shirt.
*About a minute later Sophia comes outside and sits in the backseat
Sophia: "Hey y'all."
Rap monster: "Hey maybe you should buy better curtains because I saw something."
Sophia: "Boy you wish you saw somethin. Now let's go."

.....

*They pull up at the rap scene

Sophia: "Bro what is he doing here? Oh he's having a live stream rap battle."
Rap monster: "What is it?"
Sophia: "Bro let's hurry up and find him."
Jungkook: "Let's split up."
Sophia: " No bitch."
Jungkook: "What? What's wrong?"
Sophia: "Every stupid ass white person get they ass kilt by sayin some stupid shit like that."
Jungkook: "Then what am I supposed to say."
Sophia: "Lets separate."
Rapmonster: "Okay both y'all shut up and let's just go."
Jungkook & Sophia: "Alright."

.......
*from Rap Monsters perspective

Rapmonster: *ooo look some honeys. I'm bout to get me some booty.
*yells at group of girls from across the room
Rapmonster: "HEY!"
*Girl from the group mouths something back
Rapmonster: "What?"
*Girl mouths it bigger this time
Rapmonster: "Uh I still can't here you!"
*all of a sudden the loud party music cuts off and it's dead silent
Girl: "I SAID YOU UGLY!"
Party DJ: "Wooow.. who is she talkin to.. if they ugly on the dance floor pullem out.. pullem out."
*Rapmonster runs across the dancefloor covering his face crying ugily and runs straight into v

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