one-shots // 2d x murdoc

[ two // spin the bottle ]

genre: i dunno
pov: third person
trigger warning: n/a
description: russel, noodle, murdoc, stuart, and other random people are playing spin the bottle at a party. and noodle is older in this one-shot so it's not like a pervert thing lolzor. :')

stuart never enjoyed parties very much. the crowds, the noise, the drunk white girls who tell themselves they can dance, it just didn't really appeal to him.

one day, murdoc announced that they were throwing a party at their home in celebration of their new album. they sold tickets to get in on their website. only one hundred and fifty tickets were on sale, and they sold out in two and a half minutes.

stuart knew better than to pick a fight with murdoc. once, it even left him with a concussion and a sprained wrist. he wished murdoc wasn't so egotistical and violent.

anyways, the party was tonight and stuart just wanted to stay in his bedroom and browse youtube. murdoc, being the rude as hell guy he was, dragged him out of his room and duct-taped the door shut.

"the 2d fangirls are going to want to see you, stu. just sign autographs and don't do anything stupid." murdoc scowled at him and turned away.

yeah right. i'll just stay by the chocolate fountain and dip strawberries until the party is over.

when the time of the party arrived, eager fans began pouring in. one girl wanted to join the band. she said she didn't know how to play instruments. when she tried to sing, frankly she sounded similar to a chicken that was being set on fire.

in the living room murdoc, noodle, and russel were signing albums and posters. noodle and russel looked uncomfortable to say the least.

about a half an hour into the event, murdoc announced that they were going to be playing spin the bottle. a fangirl noticed stuart at the food bar and ran towards him.

"oh my god you should definitely play, i want to kiss you so bad even though you're like twelve years older than me!!" she squealed.

"u-uhm, okay??" he agreed warily. she dragged him towards the circle of people in the middle of the living room. people who weren't brave enough stood near us and watched. they sat down and began the game.

"i'll spin first." a random fanboy announced. he rested his fingers on the beer bottle and spun. it was going for about seven seconds until it landed on another girl stuart didn't know. they kissed quickly and uncomfortably and sat back down, faces red as a tomato.

eventually it was stu's turn. he closed his eyes and spun. he opened his eyes for a moment. fangirls and fanboys [ being gay is okay. ] were also closing their eyes and crossing their fingers.

it stopped spinning and stuart looked up to see who it landed on.

it was murdoc??

murdoc stared down at the bottle. he was blushing profusely.

"ahhhh otp!" a fangirl screeched, slightly giving them brain damage. they started chanting, "kiss! kiss! kiss!"

murdoc looked up and stared into stu's jet black eyes [ i say that a lot sorry. ]. he grabbed his shirt and kissed stuart passionately. surprised, 2d went along with it.

the kiss lasted for about ten seconds. they only stopped for air. a trail of saliva was between their mouths [ ew. ].

maybe this party wasn't such a bad thing after all. stuart smiled.

[ author's note ]

ohmigosh that was so flipping fun to write. it's probably not going that good though because i wrote it on the bus and i was trying to hide it from other people...  by the way, thank so fucking much for more than fifty views and five votes. also if i made any spelling mistakes please comment them so i can fix it i have ocd. have a nice day or night.