"(f/n)! Get your lazy butt up and out of bed we have crap we need to get done!" Your moirail screamed up the stairs. "But my bed says if I get up it will break up with me! We're in a very commited relationship and I don't want to ruin it." You called back. "DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE I SWEAR TO GOG!" "Okay, fine, I'm coming CALM DOWN!" You yelled from your very comfy and warm bed. "I'm so sorry babe, but y'know, my moirail comes first." You whispered, stroking your (fav/color) blanket. "I'll be back."
"(f/n), NOW!" your moirail screamed again.
"I'm sorry." You whispered to your bed before making a dash out of your room and down the stairs *before* your moirail bit your head off.
You walked into the kitchen to see your angry moirail making -and burning- pancakes. "Why didnt you tell me you were burning innocent pancakes? I would've come down sooner to save their poor lives."
"Oh will you just SHUT UP ALREADY?! I was trying to be nice! It's not my fault they started burning!"
"Did you grease the pan before putting on the batter?"
Your moirail was silent. "That's what I thought. Hey, what happened to those cooking lessons I got you for christmas?" You asked as you started making tea to wake you up, because you couldn't stand coffee. "They were taught by an old pruny woman who smelled of sopor slime and kumquats. They were clearly a waste of my time so I stopped going." (she/he) replied. "First of all, do you even know what a kumquat smells like? And second, I spent a small fortune on those! Couldn't you have beared through it so you wouldn't give me food poisoning everytime you tried to make cereal?!" You yelled.
"THAT HAPPENED ONE TIME! LET IT GO!" Your moirail then proceeded to exit the kitchen and upstairs to (his/her) room, slamming each door they passed along the way. "Sheesh." you muttered, sipping your tea and burning your tounge, which caused you to drop your mug on the floor, shattering it into tiny bits. Hearing the havoc downstairs, your moirail came shooting out of their room, headphones falling off from running.
"JEGUS (f/n), I THROW A TANTRUM FOR THREE SECONDS AND YOU ALREADY MADE A MESS!" (she/he) grumbled as they got a broom to clean up your mess. "Go change out of your clothes and jump in the shower while I clean this up so I can get the tea out of your clothes before it stains. I know thats one of your favorite shirts. Put your clothes outside the bathroom door before you shower." (she/he) said while picking up the fragments of your coffee cup. "Have I ever told you how amazing of a moirail you are?" You asked, smiling. "Just shuddup and get in the shower already." Your moirail grumbled with a small smile. "Yes (sir/ma'm)!" You said before running up the stairs to your bathroom. "Don't fall in the shower like you did last week!" (he/she) called after you. "I won't..... try to!" you called back.
Following your moirails instructions, you procceded to strip. Your (fav show) shirt that was slightly faded was thrown to the ground, soon followed by your pants, socks, and everything else you happened to be wearing. Now that your were completly naked, you place your clothes outside the door and turned the water on. After it was a decent temperature, you stepped into the clean goodness of your shower and grabbed the best smelling shampoo, which happened to be yours, obviously, and started cleaning yourself.
*Time skip brought to you by Betty Crocker Yellow Cake Mix!*
As you sat naked on your towel, your mind started to wander. First, it started at school work and how much you hated the strict math teacher, to how bad you are at juggling, to your latest fanfic you read, then to Dualscar and how hot he was, to cupcakes. ((cue slamming on car brakes sound effect)) Woah woah woah hold up. Dualscar? How the heck did he get in your head! Your brain is strictly for anime refrences and song lyrics, not for idiotic sea dwellers who have really nice butts. OMG MIND STAHP IT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE DUALSCAR AMPORA LAST WEEK HE CALLED YOUR DOODLE PATHETIC THATS A DEAL BREAKER.
'No (f/n), no! Don't you see? You could be his kismesis!' your brain argued back.
NO HE'S TOO GORGEOUS AND CHARISMATIC AND FUNNY FOR ME TO BE BLACK FOR IF ANYTHING I'M RED FOR HIM I MEAN C'MON MIND YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THIS.
'So you admit you have a flush crush on him'
WHAT NO YOU'RE GETTING THE WRONG IDEA I WAS JUST USING IT AS AN EXAMP-
Your argument with yourself is cut off as your door is opened be a concieted violet blooded seadweller who did not realize you weren't dressed and slammed the door back shut.
Your face flared (blood color) as you realized your friend- 'flush crush' shut up brain nows not the time- just saw you naked. You scrambled to get dressed and then proceeded to throw the door open to give the seadweller a long lecture about the triggers of disrespecting ones privacy and not knocking (lets just say you hung out with Kankri too much), but were interupted be a strong pair of arms pulling you into a hug.
"WHAT THE *Kankri has censoured the triggering language after giving the author a long lecture* DUALSCAR?!"
"I missed you, peasant."
"I don't think those to phrases go togther. Besides, dont you have lowbloods to slaughter, whales to give to wenches?"
"You're my top priority, love."
"Don't call me love if you don't mean it you heartless sack of a troll."
"Ouch, that hurt my non-existant heart. And who said I didn't mean it?"
"What?"
"(f/n), look. I've been flushed for you for a long time now. I want to be the one you kiss and hug and watch stupid movies with. I don't want to have the love of my life be taken from me by a worthless troll who will never see you the way I do. Please, (f/n), be my matesprit?"
Your eyes widened in shock. Did he seriously ask you, of all people, to be his matesprit?
"I dont know what to say." You tore your eyes away from his gorgeous, pleading, violet ones.
"Say yes."
You gathered your courage back up and looked back into his eyes, which were endless and caused you to lose hold of reality.
"Yes, Dualscar, I would love to be your matesprit."
His face lit up as he pulled you into another long embrace. You were really going to need to work on this whole boundries thing.
After what seemed like eons had passed of uncomfortable hugging, you turned to enter your bedroom, where Dualscar tried to follow you. You stopped him by putting a hand to his chest. "Woah there tiger, how about a date first?" You then slammed the door in your matesprits face.
