bardock-san: do you hate me dock ;-;
Hey Bardock, do you hate bardock-san?
Bardock: Who?
*Kills Bardock* Sorry. Wrong one.
Goku: Y-you just k-kiled my dad!
I don't give a shit. Besides he's not your real dad.
Goku: Wut. My life is a lie.
In the internet there are multipule versions of peopole. Example that Bardock.
Vegeta: Is there a Kakarot thats not retarted?!
Pfft. There is no such thing as a Goku with common sense.
Goku: See Vegeta, I am special.
Goten: Awesome.
*Gets DA REAL BARDOCK*
Bardock: Yes, virtuel girlfreind, touch my Dragon Balls!
Everybody: *Stares at Bardock*
Bardock: Um...what am I doing here..?
Trunks: Do you hate bardock-san?
I AM THE ONE WHO SAYS THE DARES! NOT YOU!! Ahem, anywaaay, do you hate bardock-san?
Bardock: Her? Nah. She is SMOKING HOT tho.
Ok. *Tps to bardock-san and throws her and Bardock into bedroom* MAKE THE MAGIC HAPPEN!!
Bardock:*In bedroom* WHOO-HOO!! THIS IS BETTER THEN THAT GIRLFREIND STIMULATEUR!!
~~~2 HOURS LATER~~~
*Goes to bedroom* Had fun?
Bardock: YAS.
Good. *Tps bardock-san back to her homescreen*
Bardock: Awww. Its over.
Stop whining!! Anyway, thanks for the Truth bardock-san!! Hope you enjoyed it!! See you in the next chapter!!
