My Brothers Are Dope (Sibling!BTS x Reader)

Cafeteria Conversations

The first day of school for you was quite uneventful. The only thing you had to get used to was all the girls fawning over your siblings. You knew your brothers were popular, but you didn't know they were the school's heartthrobs. Thus, resulting in every girl trying to be friends with you just so they could get close to one of your siblings.

You hated the attention, so you kept to yourself and only talked when the teacher asked you something. Jungkook didn't seem to like the attention as well.

Then came lunch. You quickly paid for your meal and looked for a free table. Luckily, there was a table all to yourself in the corner. You sat down and took out your homework, thinking you can work on most of it while eating.

"Y/N can I sit with you?" You looked up to see Jungkook awkwardly standing in front of you.

"Why wouldn't I say no? You're my brother." You replied. You put your homework in a pile to make room for the youngest son. "Thanks." He sighed in relief.

"Don't you have friends to sit with, though?" You swallowed your food and looked at him. You cringed at the texture. Your sandwich was cold on the outside but unnaturally warm in the middle.

"I can't find them and I've been too busy avoiding the girls." He shuddered. You laughed at this. "I thought you'd like the attention. Maybe a bit more than Jimin." You teased.

"Shut up." He grumbled.

"Hey guys. How's the first day so far?" Jimin, Hoseok, and Taehyung joined you at the table. Hoseok sat next to you.

"Could be better. Too many fake girls here." You rolled your eyes. Hoseok smiled at you apologetically and gave you a side hug. "Sorry about that. Just ignore them." You only nodded your head at this.

"Anyways, why are you doing homework already? It's only the first day." Jimin shook his head.

You shrugged your shoulders. "It's only some algebra review of what I remembered from last year. And Namjoon bought me a series for my birthday that I haven't gotten around to reading yet. I wanna spend all afternoon reading without having to worry about my work."

"I heard my name." Namjoon, Yoongi, and Jin walked up to the table. Yoongi motioned for you guys to move over and make room.

Namjoon sat on your other side and looked at what you were working on. "Who's your teacher? Mr. Park?" He asked.

You nodded and he sighed. "Figured. Had him my freshman year and he assigned me a whole workbook the first week."

"I had Mrs. Song freshman year. That class was so easy." Yoongi smiled, recalling the memory.

"That's because she was pregnant and out most of the time." Jin said.

"She gave me an A and that's all that matters." Yoongi shot back.

While the two oldest were bickering, you looked over to Taehyung who was quiet the whole time. "Tae, are you okay?" You already knew the answer and you hated seeing him sad.

"I'm sorry we ditched you this morning. I tried convincing them to wait for you." You reasoned. Taehyung only sighed.

"I already have detention on my first day for being tardy." He grumbled. You felt even worse.

"How about I make you cookies and help you pull pranks on the others tonight?" You offered. Taehyung's face brightened and he nodded. The boxed smile that you longed to see appeared. His day had gotten better just by hearing the words "cookies" and "pranks."

Jin sipped his water and cleared his throat. "So you guys know that I'm running for president again this year. I want you all to spread the word and vote for me. I also need you guys to hand out pins and candy for me. Anything to help me with my campaign."

You all groaned at his statement. "We know. You tell us this every year. Hearing Namjoon sing is better than hearing your voice at this point." Yoongi fired.

"Hey! I'm better than you at least." Namjoon defended.

Jin glared at the two. "At least Y/N listens to me, right?" You nodded and smiled. "Don't worry, I'll make sure to vote for you."

After you answered him, two girls strutted up to the table. "Hey boys. How was your summer?" The one pushing out her chest flirted. She did not acknowledge you and only focused on your brothers, especially Yoongi.

"Our summer was lonely considering we didn't see any of you at our parties." The other girl added with her squeaking voice. She was twirling her hair, but it did not look cute considering her hair was stiff. Probably from the 5 cans of hairspray she used this morning.

"Sorry, we were too busy enjoying our lives to bother coming to your places. Now go away, your presence is lowering my IQ." Yoongi dismissed. Hoseok spit his milk on Jimin upon hearing the insult.

"What the hell!" Jimin screamed and grabbed a handful of napkins.

The two girls scoffed and looked hurt, but they quickly masked their feelings. "We know you're just joking, and we might as well sue you for hurting our hearts, but we'll leave you guys alone anyways. We'll see you later Yoongi!" They winked and walked off.

"Was that necessary? You could have politely asked them to leave." Jin scolded.

"Sorry Mom, but I don't deal with barbies." Yoongi replied and ate his pizza.

"You ruined my uniform! What is Mom going to say when she see the stains on my jacket? She's going to kill me!" Jimin growled to Hobi.

He reached for more napkins but knocked over Hobi's milk in the process. The beverage was not on his side today and it spilled on Yoongi's lap. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Yoongi in fear. The pale boy only took a deep breath and stared at Jimin with a stoic expression.

"Run." Was the only word that came out of his mouth.

Jimin gulped and dashed off to God knows where with Yoongi tailing him. "Y/N! Taehyung! Someone! Save me!" He screamed down the hall. The other students stopped eating and looked at what was happening.

You and Jungkook looked at each other. If this is what high school is like, then you're in for a ride.

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A/N: Was Yoongi savage enough? I hope so...