Pete and Patrick's Pancake Shop

Boblem the Problem

Once upon a time, and many years ago as all good stories begin, there were two members of Fall Out Boy, Pete and Patrick. They owned a small but pleasant pancake shop, very much like your average pancake shop. The people were moderately happy, and moderately pleased and went about there business moderately eating pancakes in the pancake shop.

It was like that for many years, until one day, when everything changed. Peter went totally diva!!!!

“OMG!!! Patty!!!” said Pete one day to Patrick, jumping, (from the trap door in the ceiling that led to their upstairs loft, if you were wondering) into the pancake shop kitchen.” We should food coloring in all the pancakes to make them pink!!!!”

“What? No!!” Said Patrick. He did NOT like the idea. In fact, he DISLIKED it, and Patrick did not usually dislike stuff.

“Well I don't really care” Sayed Pete, even though he did care. He knew he would get his way, because Patrick didn't even really make the pancakes. He was very bad at that. He was just the mascot. Pete really did care what Patrick thought though. He knew that HE could never be the mascot, because people would not want to see Pete Wentz  with hot pink hair and studded high heels standing in front of a giant pancake backdrop, but somehow Patrick just standing there and smiling his Patrick Stump-y smile could make it work. That was the thing about Patrick. He could my make just about ANYTHING work. Oh ya, and if you were wondering why Pete Wentz would have pink hair and studded pink high heels, it's​ because Pete. Went. Totally. DIVA!

From them on, Pete and Patrick's​ pancake shop made pink pancakes. The customers were HAPPY!!!

One afternoon, when Pete and Patrick we're up in the loft eating pink pancakes, they heard someone down stairs! Bob the robber was stealing their Pancakes!!! (Bob Brier, if you were wondering)

“Noooooooooo!!!!!!!” Pete yelled, “Boblem The Problem, you stop that right now, or I'll have to tell your mother about this!”

“But I don't HAVE any pink pancakes at my house” Bob complained

“Well where do you live?” Asked Pete

“In the trash.”

Pete am me Patrick thought that he must be doing the #roastyourselfchallenge. He was not. He LITERALLY lived in the trash. There were a series of tunnels connecting every single trash can ever. (Yes, even the ones in your home, watch out!!) But no one wanted to throw away their pink pancakes, so Bob was out of luck. He had come in through the trash can in the kitchen. Pete and Patrick decided to get a trash compactor instead. They never had to worry about Bob coming to steal their pancakes ever again.