Bobo's Confliction

~Part 1~

On Christmas morning , everyone was in a rush, everyone had their own to-do list. A whole bunch of things to do , especially Casey's cause apparently she was 'Miss perfect'. She knew everything, EVERYTHING, I tell you. So her list was longer than our list. Her list had to do with our lists. She had our list on her list. Then you'd imagine how 'Miss perfect' would get everything done but I tell you, how could you not, Casey had it done. She had my list done before I even checked my list. Casey was that girl,  'Miss Perfect', she annoyed the life out of me but enough about that.

It was the week before Christmas, we all were trying to do the things on our to-do list which Casey had made for each and every one of us and we all had gladly accepted. On my to-do list all I had to do was....*Get the tree* which wasn't a hard task to do right? and secondly  *Get grandpa and grandma a anniversary gift* cause grandpa and grandma's anniversary was the day after Christmas so we sort of celebrated all of those at the same time. Then I had to get the things like around the tree, what do you call them again?  Christmas ornaments, right! 

That was me, my list. Three things, literally three things, but did I get any of them done? hmm that's a story for another day.

I had planned on doing everything on my list, I swear. I was literally on my way to get the tree, sadly life,Life happened.

Driving on the highway , on my way to get the tree at Mr Wilson's Green Tree Farmery which always stocked the best trees I would know cause Casey directed me there. She told me specifically where to go.I did ask 'Can we not find a Christmas tree anywhere else?'  I mean Mr Wilson's farmery was like two hours away from my house! Could I have not found it at the mall, I could've stolen it from one of those stores, its not like they gonna need it or something, but no, Casey wanted that specific tree which she had orderd it in January. Okay, fine so I was on my way. 

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Two hours long drive on my own on a snowy winter day.  Hmm, here I am driving and listening to my Christmas carol, don't get me wrong, It might seem as if I want nothing to do with Christmas but I will never stop myself from listening to Jingle bell songs. So I'm driving and bamm! On the highway, who do I see? My ex. Of all the people you could bump into at Christmas your ex is the last person you want to see, especially if your ex is the son of a bitch that ran away with all your money and ran away with that skinny blonde bitch . I mean, okay lets not get into how he could leave all this for that skinny blonde bitch, but yeah. He's tire was out on the highway. I swear the devil in me said leave the son of a bitch  but it was Christmas and I had the Christmas spirit in me so what did I do? I stopped my car. Worst decision I could ever make after dating him of cause but It was actually top five. 

I stopped my car, got out. "Hi Jason", "Hi Melissa"  " I see you have a little problem out here."  " Yeah, could you call the AA for me?" Another favor this bastard wants from me? After everything?, fine! That's what I'm here for, calm down. That how the conversation went.  Could you please call the AA for me , I need to get to a meeting, blah , blah , blah.. Its Christmas, who goes to meetings that time?. I call the AA , I wait for them, they come and then as we're talking, he's telling me about how good I look, of cause I look good. Psst its Christmas, everybody got that Christmas glow, especially me , so I don't know why he's telling me this but okay, it was good hearing it from him. It was good to see that he still sees all of this! But anyways we have small talk and I don't know how and I don't know why but this is me giving him my number, after I blocked him from all my social networks. " If you need any help with your car or anything,call." Those were my exact words, why did those words come out of my mouth? But thats what happened then I drove off, in the opposite direction. I was so tired to go and get the tree now, I have been waiting with Jason for like half an hour , I swear i was tired. And I still had an hour and a half to drive, and! I'm sure the shop is closed by then, so I decided you know what? I'll drive back to Mr Wilson's place tomorrow. 

On my way, was I not planning me and Jason's wedding all over again? Bastard darn nearly left me close to the altar, we were planning our wedding, me and Jason were planning our wedding because we had dated four years, four years of my life I was committed to this man. I had loved this man. Talk about cooking, cleaning, washing up after his dirty ass. I mean everything I did for that man, I cleaned that man up. That man did not even have a job. I fed that man and he lived in my house, rent free, drove my car, my fuel.That man was basically me. I gave him everything, my last sweat and how does he pay me back? After four years he doesn't even give me a good reason. He tells me its not working out and hes found someone else, thats all. He wakes up one morning and tells me that crap. My first question that popped in my mind was, how does he get the audacity to say this while he's still wearing the underwear that I bought him? I mean nigger the least you could've done is take off the underwear, get off my bed and tell me that shit that you're saying but no, not Jason.He tells me this in my bed, wearing the underwear that I bought him. Part of me wanted to ask what's not working out Jason? Which part is not working? Cause everything seems to be working out for you. You living here rent free, driving my car for free, wearing clothes I bought your ass, like which part of it is not working out for you? But the black in me just said bye Jason. My mother would've told him to get out stark naked because he had no shit to begin with,  but I wasn't my mother.

Back to my list and I did not get it done.I drove back and when I arrived home I caught up with my girl Londa on the phone. I was like " Girl, guess who I ran into today?" The bastard, I tell her everything, Its not like there's much to tell like I just ran into him in the highway, we had a brief chat, but did I not talk to Londa for three hours? Telling her about my drive and meeting Jason on the highway. Literally thats all that happened, that I met Jason on the highway and he needed help, but me and my girl Londa talked about it for three , four hours long. We talked and talked and talked but that wasn't enough cause after Londa, me and Bridgette met up for supper.Did we not talk about Jason some more? More Jason talk. More about how his dirty ass left me for some blonde bitch. While I'm having dinner with Bridgette, guess who calls? Well you guessed it fucking right! Jason. Did i not feel my heart skip a beat. I wanted to hold it and say ' Heart, this motherfucker fucked you up. You have no business jumping up for his phone call', but no my heart would not listen , it just went  doodoo, doodoo. Im sure it was singing its own Jason national anthem. I needed to act calm in front of my girl Bridgette cause I had just dogged this dog. I cant be acting all excited that I'm getting his phone call, that wouldn't look good. I'm gonna act cool, act cool, Melissa? act cool.

"HI JASON!"

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A/N

Hahahahahahahaha! HA! I had a fantastic laugh in the end!

pheww!

Anyways, sadly I'm not good with my imagination to continue this part of the story and I even bribed her into continuing with it but then she fell asleep and left the following morning! Psst , my cousin! ..... I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did! and I promise to post more of the short stories soon as she comes back! 

Now everybody say COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!