"Ahhh, so annoying! Why make a fuss over some paper. There. Happy now?", she said, throwing me some paper.
"Ahh thank you very much!"
I could finally step out of the toilet. Happy, I skipped my way to the sink while singing Loser of Big Bang.
"Loser 외톨이 센 척하는 겁쟁이 (Loser, loner. A coward who pretends to be tough)
Nananananananananana..
나나 그저 길들여진 대로
각본 속에 놀아나는 슬픈 삐에로
(You and me both
We’re just sad clowns, tamed and scripted)
Nanananananananananananana"
I finished washing my hand and headed to the door, still skipping. Instead of the cold doorknob, my hand touched something squishy. I liked the feeling, so I left my hand there.
"Hey!", someone called.
I lifted my head, only to see a huge face of a man staring angryly at me.
"What-what are you doing here? It is the women's bathroom... A-Are you a perv-"
"You mean, the MEN'S.", the stranger emphasized on the 'men', showing me the boy's sign.
Oh god.
"Oh, no, I'm so sorry! I had bad cramps and I needed to rush to a toilet and I didn't pay attention to the sign and I really, really needed to go and I was careless, and, and..", I apologized as much as I could.
"Yea, careless, I saw that. And rude. How dare you call your saver a loser, loner, a sad clown? I am not like you... Aaaannnnd you should be the perverted one, right? I see...", he said, as he eyed my hand, which was still on his abs or as I liked to call "the squishy thing"...
"Oh. My. God. I'm so sorry. I didn't know that they were your abs. I was reaching for the doorknob." I said, removing my hand.
"But I wasn't rude. And how are you my saver?" I asked, after a moment of reflection.
"You already forgot? Damn. You have such a short time memory. The toilet paper."
"Ahh, it was you? THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I don't know what I would have done without you. But I even thanked you. How was that rude?"
"I understand korean."
