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NOTIFICATIONS
Mercedes Jones has started a group chat

Mercedes: Guys.... I'm afraid we have a situation.

Kurt: ☹️

Mercedes: Finn isn't the father.

Kurt: I heard

Artie: Me too

Mike: you guys seriously didn't know? I mean, c'mon! The first sigh was that they didn't even have sex!!!!

Tina: wait you knew... and didn't tell any of us?!

Mike: I just assumed you guys knew too, that you were just trying to protect Finn and or Quinn or whatever

Mike: you really had no idea?

Mercedes: nope.

Mike: YES!

Mike: FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IM FINALLY THE FIRST TO KNOW SOMETHING THE OTHERS DONT

Mike: 1 point for mike!

Kurt: ...

Mercedes: well now that THAT happened, it's time to address the real problem.

Mercedes: We can't tell Rachel, again.

Kurt: Again! C'mon this is getting u fair. Plus she'll find it one way! Wouldn't you rather it be us telling her than Puck... again!!

Mercedes: you're right... but we can't risk it. Well tell her after sectionals.

Kurt: I don't know if I'll be able to hold it in that long! We're having a sleepover this weekend and you KNOW all she ever talks about is Finn... and Barbra.

Mercedes: please do it for the good of glee

Tina: yeah please

Kurt: UGH FINE but you people are horrible, and are all going to hell for this

Mike: Brutal

seen by Rachel Berry

Kurt: Uh oh... guys ^^^

Rachel Berry has left the chat

Mercedes: Oh no!!

NOTIFICATIONS
Rachel Berry has started a private message with Finn Hudson

Rachel: Meet me tomorrow before glee. I have something really important you need to know.