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Like A Virgin

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Mercedes Jones has started a group chat

Mercedes: here's the deal Rachel, if you're gonna date Jesse St. Jerk you either need to drop out of new directions or Jesse needs to join the new directions. What's it gonna be?

Kurt: ^

Quinn: ^^

Santana: ^^^

Tina:^^^^

Rachel: I didn't know you'd be that way. It wouldn't be this way for anyone else in the club, but I guess since it's going to be this way... I guess I'll have to break up with him. But just know that you're costing me my happiness.

Santana: oh whatever Berry.

Rachel Berry has left the chat

Mercedes: crap

Mercedes: now I feel bad.

Mercedes: that's just cruel to make her choose.

Mercedes: I'm a real bitch

Santana: to little to late honey. Welcome to the dark side.

Artie: *too

NOTIFICATIONS
Mercedes Jones has started a private message with Rachel Berry

Mercedes: look, I know you're secretly dating Jesse.

Rachel: Pff, am not.

Mercedes: yes you are, the whole club knows it, but it was rude to force you to break up with him before, so we're laying off.

Rachel: Thanks...

Mercedes: Also, you should know, Finn and Santana are going to sleep together tonight...

Rachel: Why would I care?

Rachel: Besides, I'm dating Jesse and we too are going to sleep together tonight.

Mercedes: ohhh.... good luck.

Rachel: Thank you.

NOTIFICATIONS
Rachel Berry has started a private message with Finn Hudson

Rachel: Is it true that you and Santana are planning in having sexual intercourse tonight?

Finn: Yes, jealous?

Rachel: Not one bit, Jesse and I are planning to do it tonight too.

Finn: Oh

Rachel: Jealous?

Finn: How could I not be?

Finn: is this your first time?

Rachel: That is none of your business! But no, no I haven't.

Finn: dang. Me neither.

Rachel: Well, good luck.

Finn: you as well

Rachel Berry has left the chat

Santana Lopez has started a chat with Finn Hudson

Santana: Cannot wait for tonight ❣️

Finn: yup.... me neither.

Santana: you're gonna love it trust me, I'm a pro.

Finn: whatever

Finn: it won't be the same unless it's Rachel.

Santana: still stuck on Berry?

Santana: C'mon, tonight is the one night you're not supposed to think about her.

Finn: I guess you're right...

Santana: ok, see ya lates.

Finn: see ya later.