Four Ways With Love - Ed x Roy x Maes x Havoc

((A/N: so this will be a foursome with Ed, Roy, Maes, and Havoc *^* smutty with a funny twist in the end))

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DISCLAIMERS= The authors of this fanfic DO NOT own Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Maes Hughes, Jean Havoc, Winry, Riza, Gracia, or Fullmetal Alchemist

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WARNING= Seme!Havoc, uke!Roy, Seke!Ed&Hughes.

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(Edward's POV)

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I walked into Mustang's office, holding the messy report he made me do. Walking in, I threw down the report on his desk, right over some papers he was writing on. I ignored the daggers he shot in my back as I plopped down on the couch, looking at the ceiling.

"I would appreciate if you didn't just throw your reports at me, Fullmetal" he said, his smooth, icy voice speaking in a monotone way.

"Whatever...sorry" I grumbled, turning my gaze to him. When he got up and came over to me my eyes turned from rebellion to curiosity and slight fear. 'What is he--' I was jerked from my thoughts when he sat down next to me and leaned over, running a hand up my leg slowly.

"I'll just have to teach you not to do such things little boy" he said with a chuckle.

"DONT CALL ME LITTLE YOU SADISTIC BAST--" he cut off my rant as he pressed his lips against mine, a blush splattering over my entire face. "B-Bastard what are you doing?!" I said in alarm though my heart raced from just the kiss alone.

"Don't worry I'll go gentle..." He said softly, kissing me again. I had no choice but to go along with it. Not only because he was bigger than me, but because he was taller as well as stronger. Damn him. He began getting on top of me, kissing me harder.

The moment shattered when the large doors bolted open to reveal a much older man with glasses and dark black hair. Mustang looking up from on top of me and glared.

"Hughes, go away. Can't you see I'm busy at the moment?" He asked. How could he be so casual about this?! He just got caught kissing his subordinate! Even more so way younger than him.

"The real question is why you started before I even had a chance to get here" Maes said with a smirk, coming over.

This made even Roy's eyes widen a bit but then narrow as his lips turned into a smirk. "By all means join us then..." he said, looking down at me. "...that is if Fullemtal doesn't mind" he finished, a lump forming in my throat as I nodded silently.

What was I suppose to do? He was gonna make me do it anyways even if I didn't want it. Hughes's grin grew wider, giving me a hungry gaze. Why do I have the bad feeling that I would be the bottom of us?

Wait!

'Oh Hell no I'm not gonna get dominated by two old men!' I thought, reaching up to grab Roy's coat and pull him down for a strong kiss. 'I'll show these men that I'm not just a kid anymore...' I thought deviously. Roy was shocked at the least, that was for sure. I looked over at Hughes, silently telling him what to do. He nodded and moved closer to Mustang, kissing his neck. Roy let out a small moan by both activities. By this point his eyes wide as he began to realize that he was starting to make his way to the bottom of us three. Knowing his ego, Roy wouldn't let that slide so easily. Heh, maybe this would be fun after all with a little challenge.

Maes began unbuttoning Mustang's shirt as I broke the kiss and moved down to kiss Roy's neck. I trailed my tongue across the Colonel's collarbone, earning another moan. The oldest of us moved his hands to rub Roy's chest as he discarded the piece of clothing he had just taken off. Mustang moaned and whimpered beneath us, obviously enjoying the pleasure even if he didn't want to surrender right away.

I pulled away from Mustang's neck, smirking up at him as I trailed my hand down his bare stomach towards his pants. Though before I could make it in, I felt a different pair of lips against mine, ones I haven't felt before. Looking up I saw green eyes and auburn hair, earning the attention from the other two of the party.

"I see you've come to play with us, Havoc" Maes said with a smirk. The other, darker blonde nodded and kissed me again, receiving a small moan from the back of my throat. My hand then continued it's mission down the pale, soft stomach of my commanding officer, finding it's way into his pants. Mustang let out a gasp as I touched his length, a smirk growing on the lips of both Hughes and mine. Havoc was too caught up in kissing me, hands moving to enter my shirt to rub rubbed my chest. Hughes latched onto Roy's neck, sucking on the smooth skin which made the ravenette moan loudly due to both being touched and his neck being sucked. There was no way I could have thought Mustang surrendered. He had too much of an ego to let that happen. As if reading my mind- despite his moans- Roy bent down and nibbled on my earlobe, tracing the shell of my ear with his tongue. I shivered and grasped him harder, then heard a pleasured moan in my ear.

All attention went to the sound of a gun being loaded and pointing at us.

"You boys have five seconds to get yourselves out of this room before I shoot your sorry asses six feet under" Riza said sharply, aiming her pistol in our direction. Right beside her was Winry and Gracia, the blonde holding a large wrench and the other woman clenching her fists. Something most people didn't know about Gracia was the fact that she was skilled when it came to using her fists for combat. The three other men and I looked at each other for only a moment before scrambling off of each other and bolting out of the room. Our footsteps were followed by gunshots, shooting at us with surprisingly good aim though none of the bullets hit us, thank the gods for that.

THE END...?

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((BTB: okay so this was just a Drabble I did because I was bored :p hope you liked it))