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Me: Wow, it's been soo long.

Ace: Yep.

Chris: S'been so long.

Adriana: Too long.

Nick: Recap!!!

*static*

February 18, 2017

12:01 pm

Me: Move! Move!! Now!!!

Knuckles: Stop, alright, i'm moving!

Me:*pushes Knuckles out of the way*

Manic: Why are we up so early anyway?*yawns*

Sonic:*screams* I'M GIVING BIRTH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Manic: Okay, bye..

Me: Oh, no, you don't. Go grab some towels, now!

Manic:*nods and leaves*

Chris: Where's Tails?

Tails: In here!*in the laboratory**gets into the room where the others are* Where's Shadow?!

Shadow: Baring the pain!

Me: Wha-?

Sonic:*crushes Shadow's hand* Aaahhhoowwwww!!!!

Shadow: Ow...

Sonic: Ow?! I'm giving birth to your brats and you're expressing pain?!

Shadow: Fair point....

Chris: Come on, get him in the room.*opens the door to the laboratory*

*static*

Sonic: AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!! Why the fuck are you filming?!?!

Me:*holding the camera* It's a spectacular moment!

Sonic: I'll kill you once i'm done with Shadow and this birth!

Shadow:*sweat drops*

Tails: I see the head! Come one, Sonic, one more push!

Sonic: Ggghhhhaaah!*slumps on the bed*

Chris: What time is it?

Me: February 18, 2017, 12:57:23 pm.

Chris:*mumbles* I asked for time, not for a calendar.*writes it down*

Tails: Chris.

Chris:*puts the camera down**walks over to Tails and gets the baby* I'll clean her up and be right back.

Shadow: A girl?

Tails:*nods*

Chris: Hard to explain since there were no female cells, but we'll focus on that later.*mumbles* Maybe Eggman used some female cells and that's how Sonic got-

Me: Chris! Focus!*snaps fingers in his face*

Chris: Oh, what?*looks down at the crying baby* Right.*goes to a different room*

Sonic:*screams*

Tails: Here's the other one!

*static*

Me:*holding the camera towards herself* So, it's been exactly an hour and twenty-three minutes since Sonic gave birth to his baby girl and guess what?*turns camera towards the bed* They have a baby boy!

Shadow: Shh.

Me:*whispers* Sorry. *hushed voice* So, what are their names?

Sonic: Haven't decided. We agreed if we had a boy, I'd name him and if we have a girl, he'd name her. Seems we got both.

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