Me: Wow, it's been soo long.
Ace: Yep.
Chris: S'been so long.
Adriana: Too long.
Nick: Recap!!!
*static*
February 18, 2017
12:01 pm
Me: Move! Move!! Now!!!
Knuckles: Stop, alright, i'm moving!
Me:*pushes Knuckles out of the way*
Manic: Why are we up so early anyway?*yawns*
Sonic:*screams* I'M GIVING BIRTH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Manic: Okay, bye..
Me: Oh, no, you don't. Go grab some towels, now!
Manic:*nods and leaves*
Chris: Where's Tails?
Tails: In here!*in the laboratory**gets into the room where the others are* Where's Shadow?!
Shadow: Baring the pain!
Me: Wha-?
Sonic:*crushes Shadow's hand* Aaahhhoowwwww!!!!
Shadow: Ow...
Sonic: Ow?! I'm giving birth to your brats and you're expressing pain?!
Shadow: Fair point....
Chris: Come on, get him in the room.*opens the door to the laboratory*
*static*
Sonic: AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!! Why the fuck are you filming?!?!
Me:*holding the camera* It's a spectacular moment!
Sonic: I'll kill you once i'm done with Shadow and this birth!
Shadow:*sweat drops*
Tails: I see the head! Come one, Sonic, one more push!
Sonic: Ggghhhhaaah!*slumps on the bed*
Chris: What time is it?
Me: February 18, 2017, 12:57:23 pm.
Chris:*mumbles* I asked for time, not for a calendar.*writes it down*
Tails: Chris.
Chris:*puts the camera down**walks over to Tails and gets the baby* I'll clean her up and be right back.
Shadow: A girl?
Tails:*nods*
Chris: Hard to explain since there were no female cells, but we'll focus on that later.*mumbles* Maybe Eggman used some female cells and that's how Sonic got-
Me: Chris! Focus!*snaps fingers in his face*
Chris: Oh, what?*looks down at the crying baby* Right.*goes to a different room*
Sonic:*screams*
Tails: Here's the other one!
*static*
Me:*holding the camera towards herself* So, it's been exactly an hour and twenty-three minutes since Sonic gave birth to his baby girl and guess what?*turns camera towards the bed* They have a baby boy!
Shadow: Shh.
Me:*whispers* Sorry. *hushed voice* So, what are their names?
Sonic: Haven't decided. We agreed if we had a boy, I'd name him and if we have a girl, he'd name her. Seems we got both.
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