"I'll call you," said the friendly face waving my number as he walked away.
I grinned, I felt a little dizzy, "Jooooooooooosssssssssssiiiieeeeee," I called through the music. People bustled past me knocking into me.
I couldnt see her anywhere! My bra felt really tight around my chest so I tried to undo it. Suddenly it was as hard as solving a rubix cube. I ran around looking for Josie again feeling like a ninja. Ninja's are sexy.
"I am a niiinnjaaaaaaa," I shouted, "I am soooo sexyyyyy!" I swung off a pole like they do in singing in the rain. Guys started cheering.
"Take your top off!" One said. I liked the attention so I went up to him and slowly spun round pulling my top up a tiny jolt at every angle.
Another man tapped my bum as I had my back turned so I dropped my top and said, "You are a horrible, naughty man."
He grinned at me, "Yeah i am."
I rolled my eyes, "OMG THESE GUYS ARE SUCH JERRKS!" I called, "Jooooosssiiieeee!"
"Are you drunk?" I heard a voice.
I spun round, "Nooo!" I giggled, "I only had a coke."
Charlie's face wavered into view, "Taylor how much have you drunk?"
"One Coooooooca cola. I love it- dont you? Know what else I love? Go on guess,"
"I dont know hon, what else do you love?"
I wavered, "That guy! He bought me the coke!"
I smiled at the man who I had given my number. I watched him at the bar he was buying a lemon lime for a pretty girl in red. I made a large 'O' shape in my mouth, "but he doesnt love me! Look he loves her!" I started crying. On the floor.
"Hey hey, come on." Charlie lifted me into his arms.
I put my head in my hands, "Nobody loves me."
"I love you!"
I smiled, then I sobbed into his shoulder, "No you don't."
Charlie's hand stroked my hair and set me down in a chair, "I do, I promise," he looked at me closely, "Now was it that the guy that bought you the drink?" He pointed over to where the man was pouring a sachet of what looked like sugar into the drink. He passed the drink to the girl in red who wasn't looking at him anymore. She took a sip and the man cocked his mouth into a smile.
I nodded, my eyes falling behind my lids. I looked at where the man was to see him leading the girl towards the exit. I sighed when suddenly Charlie walked out from a crowd and hit him in the jaw. Charlie pulled the girl from his side and spoke to her, hushed, as people stared. Charlie then, ignoring the body on the floor spoke to the girl's friends. They nodded in agreement and led the girl out. I frowned.
A sercurity guard asked a few people around the man, still on the floor, about who had caused his broken jaw. A couple of people shrugged but one group of girls pointed to Charlie. The guard called him over and Charlie walked straight to him, head held high. There was a heated discussion between them before Charlie bent down and shoved his hand into the guys pocket. He pulled out several sachets. The sercurity guard yanked the man up and held the sachets in front of him. People gasped in astonishment.
Charlie explained further and gestured over to where I was, "Chaaarrlieeeeee," the music blared, he couldnt hear me. I stood up to walk over to him but barely took a step. I hit my head on the floor and the lights went out.
"Hey, you alright party animal?" Josies face blurred into vision.
"No I not fucking alright go get me a coffee and tell me what the fuck happened." I snapped. My head throbbed so hard. I shoved my face in the pillow and heard a deep sigh from next to me. Slowly, very slowly, I turned my head. Charlie. Aw shit. Please say I didn't have sex with Charlie. He didnt have a shirt on and I was in my underwear... Oh god please say i didnt.
"You didnt." Said josie with a cup of coffee in her hands.
"Really?"
"Yah, he just brought you home and i wasnt there so he called me and asked what to do with you and I told him not to leave you."
"Oh," I said.
"Okay so last night, you got drunk yadadayadayada..."
"Josie!"
"Okay fine well you fell over and like passed out and then you did some really strange things."
"Liiiikkeee?"
"Well you made out with Charlie, or tried to."
"I didn't!"
"No you are right you didnt" She laughed, "But you did throw my hamster at him and shout 'GO PIKATCHU'! Oh and Charlie also said on the way home you were screaming at a tree because you thought it was questioning you existance"
"Anything else?"
"Yep, you called into the heart radio station and told everyone there you were having a ninja party where you arent allowed to wear a t-shirt and that the theme was to keg as many people with trousers on as possible. Oh andddd you had a what I call 'a shiny walk' where you walked along the road picking up everything shiny. Oh my gosh but the funniest one by far was when you walked into a convinience store and said that you were looking for something, very important and went to the wine isle screaming 'BLOOD! THERES BEEN A MURDER!' And then started shouting that blood was everywhere pouring out of the bottom of the cupboard door etc. And a woman called the police to say that there was a suspected attack. THEN you went with the policemen when they came and said you were sherlock holmes in disguise and you were trying to go along with their investigation.
I groaned, "I dont even remember drinking!"
"Oh you don't remember? You werent drinking, some guy spiked your drink"
"How d'you know?"
"Charlie punched him in the face."
"What!?"
The doorbell went. Josie went and got it.
"Taylor?!"
I groaned again, "Crapitty crap, crap crap," swinging my feet over the side of the bed and crawling to the kitchen.
She came running towards me, "Do you remember a guy called Matt?"
"No."
"Well he has just dropped off your pineapple."
"MY WHAT NOW?"
Josie looked at me as bewildered as I was, "I dont know do I?!"
"What the hell happened last night?!"
"Hon, lets face it, we have no idea."
She passed me a slip of paper, it had someones number on it, and scribbled underneath was Matt. "Pass me my phone. Now."
