"Morning!"
"WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?"
"Masturbating and crying into a slice of pizza."
"Dan," Louise sighed.
Look guys! Its mother! ( I tried tonput a picture but it won't load.)
"Louise," Dan replied, his brain half-asleep and half-awake.
"Dan,"
"Louise,"
"Dan!"
"Existential crisis," Dan mumbled sleepily.
"Dan," Louise sighed again.
"IS ON FIREEEE." Louise gave Dan an annoyed look and grabbed his arm leading him into the kitchen.
Louise let go of Dan's arm and opened a cabinet taking out some cereal then grabbed some milk from the fridge.
Louise had somehow managed to make a coffee before going to Dan's bedroom door to wake him up and because of his 'existential crisis' , Louise had to wait and the coffee had gone cold.
Dan watched with half-lidded eyes as his best friend grabbed a bowl and spoon. Louise was about to pour the cereal into the bowl when she noticed than just staring at her.
The blonde sighed, walked over to Dan's side, and turned the bowl upside down.
Dan was casually leaning on to the chair when Louise suddenly banged the spoon against the bowl. Its made out of glass so it makes a lot of noise.
Dan was so startled that Louise had to back off as Dan fell from his chair and his foot accidentally knocked and spilled the coffee on to the counter top. FNAF video ref.
Louise had to put the bowl and spoon down to cover her mouth from giggling before finally helping up Dan.
They cleaned the counter top and Louise proceeded to make Dan his breakfast.
"You better be thankful that the coffee was cold or you would've had a serious burn, Dan."
"You better be thankful that I'm still sleepy or I would've......Or I would've....."
Dan trailed off because really, Louise was such an adorable and caring best friend that its so hard to be mad and just threaten her.
Louise giggled, "Or you would've what Dan?
"I hate you,"
"No, you don't."
"I really do,"
"No, you really don't."
"I really want to hate you."
"You can't Dan. You and I (dammit 1D) know it Dan."
"Know what? Wait, what are we talking about again?"
Louise sighed, again, and again, and again.
Dan was the most comprehensive person you could talk to.......when he's fully awake at least.
But as if being comprehensive when he was awake is so mind-draining, he is literally the worst comprehensive person you can talk to.
His argument skills were the worse when he's like this. He was still stubborn.Yet unlike when he can enable his mind to a certain mode known as: thinking , Dan's retorts and comebacks are crap in the morning. Or afternoon.
You can call Louise a mother but you just witnessed the instinct of some motherly be friend. (Failed to make a Dan's Dies Track ref.)
"So, what got you all problematic in the morning?"
"Well, I had a dream..."
"About what?" Louise pressed on, Dan rarely shared his dreams and thoughts.
"Promise you won't share it to anyone?"
Louise scoffed," As if, I have no friends, dummy." (I know Louise is really sweet and friendly and probably has tons of friends but....this is my story okay? Okay.)
Dan mocked hurt, "And what am I to you?"
"A liability," (Only Damien Wayne fans may know that reference. Let me know for a free follow, I try to limit the number of who I follow and mainly just follow those who follow me an- whoops, sorrrryyyyyyyy. I HAVE NO FRIENDS.)
The boy sighed and said, "Louise,"
"A best fiend." Said girl retorted.
"I give up on you."
"No you don't,"
"Yes, I-"
"Okay, I get it. But seriously, I won't tell."
"Its about my......... Mystery Man."
"Mystery Man? You never had a mystery man." Dan didn't need to question this part, Louise had been his friend for a long time.
She's also the only friend that knows about his....gayness.
Who is he kidding? He rarely goes outside= NO FRIENDS. (Subtle hints about the author not having friends....wait, I do. Oh well,)
"Okay maybe I never had, but this is like my dream guy."
"When you talk about dream guy, you meant the traits and appearance you would like a partner to have, right?"
Dan rolled his eyes." Duh, is there any other definition?"
"Well, for someone like you, I'd say that a dream guy is more of an imaginary guy."
"Hey!" Dan said, offended.
Louise ignored that." So? Go on, describe your 'dream guy' so I can get an idea about your type."
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Snow White <PHAN>
Fanfic"Hair as black as the midnight sky..." Louise listened intently as Dan dreamed of his ...er...'senpai' did he call it? "Lips as pink as a rose..." "Eyes as blue as the ocean..." "And gosh, skin as pale as snow..." Louise's eyebrows raised up to her...
