The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, you know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
-George Carlin
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The Book of Mostly Useless Quotes & Sayings
HumorNot all quotes are inspirational or useful or uplifting. They don't get the recognition they deserve. Let's fix that, shall we?
