I was getting ready to do my Bill ritual, sitting down on my Bill Nye pillow wearing my Bill Nye shirt, surrounded by my Bill Nye merchandise and a photograph of him in the middle with science things surrounding it, like chemical tubes and earthly facts.
I waved my arms around saying " hashma ooba heely hoona hobo kajaaa refoo.. " and a lot more, and I thought I started seeing something. A Bill Nye shaped figure, it became more and more visible in such little time. I could start to see the build of Bill Nye's face, there he was, the god himself in my presence!! I almost couldn't believe my eyes. He greeted me with a smile, asking me if I was ready to know my special fact, and I nodded more ready than ever . My special fact he told me was . . .
YOU ARE READING
My god, Bill Nye
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