🌻The Drink🍯

Chat Room

Red's dull eyes scan his phone's bright yet dull white screen in the dark of his shared room, with his roommate Gold. He hasn't gone out in five days now, he talks about Green and Silver to friend's like Blue and Gold, but he's not dealing with them lol.

Pi-Pika!~
Chu!~
Pi!~
Pik-

Red's phone chimes and buzzes at these sounds, (the sounds it makes when he gets a message) he fumbles around quickly, immediately tapping at the notification without a second thought.

Unknown: Hey, how ya doing nerdy baby~ ;)

Unknown: Gross, who the fuck are you talking about, Green?

Unknown: None of your business, Pearl, smh.

Unknown: Guys, shut up, I'm trying to study for exams.

Chu!~

Unknown: Shattap, Ruby!

You: Why the duck did you invite me, ducking loner, leave me alone.

PervyGreen: Lmao, duck?

You: I MEANT DUCK! YOU MOTHER DUCKER!

Pearl: Wow, very threatening.

Ruby: Please, start another chat without me ;A;

You: Ducking stupid autocorrect, stop making my rude remarks into helpless adorable remarks!!!

Pearl: But I like you, please stay <3

Ruby: But I hate you, please leave <3

You: Alright, I don't know you people so...

- you left the chat -

Red looked around the room, how the fuck did he get my number? "Oiii!!! Red-Senpai!! You won't believe it! I met that Green guy-" Red immediately ran out, jumping on Gold, legs wrapping around his waist as he did so, looking up into Gold's eyes "What did you do?" Gold scratched at his head "N-Nothing" Red whined "Oh god, you scratch at your head when you're nervous, what did you do ;A;" Red pleaded. "I gave him your number..." Red sighed "Yeah I figured..." "And our address..." "WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????"

"Sorry, sorry, sorry ;-; I thought you were playing hard to get." "I was playing 'stay away'" "I'm sorry" "I forgive you, you bean." Both hugged each other like the bros they are. Dingdong. Fucc me, actually wait, don't fucc me.

"Hello?" knock.knock.knock. "I know you're in there!" "This is a door entity, please stop by again soon, my master isn't here!~" Gold added perkishly. "What?" "In other words, fuck off~" Red said girlishly. "Open up the door, baby!" "Lol tell me the password" "The password is fuck me till I can't walk anymore!" The door flung open. "I'll do it baby, if you want~" He purred, nipping at Red's ear as he did so. Red flushed pink "Fuck off loser." Red responded, pushing him away. "Naw." Green yawned, stretching and landing on top of Red, squishing him in the process.

"Fucc, you're fat" "That's what he said." "I will slap you." "That's what he said" "Stop!!" "That's what he-" Green was interrupted by a slap to the cheek, leaving a red mark on his face "Ooh baby, punish me~" "How bout this for a punishment" Red responded, pushing Green out the door, closing and locking it as he did so. "Aw~ Don't be like that baby, I'll make it up to you, I promise~" "I'm no baby, and bitch, you can make it up to me by leaving me and my ass alone. "Won't last that long, I'll be penetrating that ass very soon~" "You wish! Fucking lonely fuckwad."

Footsteps softened and dissapeared; Green has left. Gold sighed "Sure you don't like him?" "The hell do you think?" "That he'll rape you, but it's not rape if you want i-" Red slapped the back of his head playfully "Shut up, Goldy, can't even get a girl." "I can't get one, cause I'm gay, focking bean." Red laughed "Ech, that's true-"