Person: *laughs until they fall while trying to kill a spider*
Spider: *battle cry* *jumps on person* SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER
Person: *screaming* DONALD WHERE YOU AT WITH MY WALL
Spider: FEAR ME FOR I AM DEATH
Person: *crying* WHYYYY
Spider: *eats a snickers* Oh my, that is so much better KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
Spider and Person together: *person holding snickers* *they speak in unison* Snickers, because you're not you when you're hungry.
Person: *eats snickers* *turns into Titan* SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER
Spider: ON SECOND THOUGHT MAYBE ITS BEST IF YOU JUST STAYED HUNGRY *as it is scurrying away* BUY A MILKY-WAY BAR INSTEAD
I don't even know. Goodbye my Sea Dragon Army stay beautiful
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RandomThis is something I've seen a lot of my favorite writers do so I thought I'd do it too. Here I will update my beautiful readers on all the important things happening in my life. Including new stuffed animals, Dan and Phil being gay, my friends being...
