months without uploading she comes back with some fluff. That no one even asked for who the heck even still reads this stuff?
Prepare for an attack of only the cringe. Cause this muderfookers bout to get dragged by her fringe. First things first you're so clumsy you fell down a well, you have hair that was cool back in 2011 and wet you look like friggin Annabelle. Throw in an annoying southern accent and yup that's Olivia. You're what would happen if Sandy Cheeks f**ked Sia. You procrastinate writing chapters, because being judged is scary. You're so close to being forgotten even your gay's imaginary. The only reason you get reads is because you're another lesbian who ships destiel cause you think it's kawaii!
Oh? [Reasons why she's a fail (yay)] I'll give you some. You always read you overeat all you do is cry and sleep. Your jokes consist of gay and memes with no originality. Your family's sad you can't afford going for your law degree at university. And anything embarrassing from your past you just put in a book that no one's ever read. You tried going carb-free then what? You missed the bread? Wow I'm so impressed by your obvious superhuman willpower. You try so hard to be loving and diplomatic. But you can't order your own food at a restaurant without your parents saying your problematic. I could go on, I don't even need to check. There's more items on this list, then chins on Daniel Howell's neck. It's hard to pin you in one box, when you keep it so blurry. Even your close friends agree it's to hide that you're secretly a furry. I'm gonna go and eat some cake then cry into my book. Shoutout to the other authors, especially Destiny_isnotonfire. My own cringe compilation met with pure desperation. It's the Wattpad nation. So click the follow button if you want a chapter every three months. To see the last chapter [that I'm sure you've forgotten by now] just swipe up. So leave a comment with your reaction. And you could say I'm on crack cause you just witnessed the roast of Lucifer_ShurleyNovak. *starts crying*
That's it. Goodbye for now my Sea Dragon Soldiers. Stay beautiful.
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Introvertedolivia
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